Behind the Curtain, volume 2: The secret lives of pro wrestlers.

[Kane Knight]

We've all seen the Brock Lesnar "nerd" photo:



And gotten a few laughs out of it. but he's not alone. Oh no, there are other nerds in the WWE. Here's some of their dark secrets:

Triple H: He may seem cool--Paid, laid, and made--But Triple H can recite "pi" to 46 digits.

JBL: To this day, JBL holds the world's record for most consecutive hours of Tetris.

Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, bet you think being a rock frontman is cool? Chris Jericho used to play Dungeons and Dragons with Vin Deisel, and spends most of his free time posting continuity errors from Episode 1 on the web.

Tyson Tomko: Was once arrested for prostitution. I'd post the mugshot, but him in rouge is scary.

John Cena: His freestyling skills come from years of enjoying palindrome--In Latin.

Kane: Can actually DO the Hammer Dance.

Bob "Hardcore" Holly: Went to the prom with his mother.

Matt Hardy: Mattitude v1.0 was actually created after Matt Hacked Stephanie's cell phone and published the nudes on WWE.com.

Booker T: 5 time...5 time...FIVE TIME Houston Yodelling champion!

Funaki: Two words: Karaoke bar.

Edge: Finished Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Christian: While it's commonly thought that he cut his hair, the truth is that it was lost in a lab accident as the superstar attempted to win the Nobel prize.

The Rock: Has released three records under the name "Lola the entertainer."

The Hurricane: Okay, being a Superhero's bad enough.