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05-10-2005, 07:01 PM
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He's Here
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 Stacy Keibler - Mistress of the invisible hula hoop.  The vibrating rope makes its comeback. Stacy: OOOHH!?... Ooooohhhh....  Guy in nWo shirt: Wow, I'm glad they unfroze me NOW! I mean, where else can you see Ms. Hancock and the nWo!? *Another fan whispers to him.* Guy: Oh? She's Stacy Keibler now? And the WWF bought out WHO!?  Grisham: Heyuck heyuck... Stacy: Wha? Grisham: You sherr smell per-ty...  Stacy was too amused by the Macho Man impersonator in the crowd to listen to Maven.  Rosey still didn't get the 'fake lean with your arm out' trick...  Someone who draws on himself and Christian... If I didn't know better, I'd say that this was going to be a ladder match.  Flair: *Wakes up* WOOOOOOOO- Where am I and why am I in my bathrobe?  WWE Referees, now with Karate Chop action!  Ric Flair has stooped too low. Now he's going to have memberships in three separate Kiss My Ass clubs...  Christian: And this is my scared face...  Christy: You're Eric Bischoff! Eric: Yeah... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: Okay, yeah, I know... Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: No shit... *Ten hours later* Christy: You're Eric Bischoff... Eric: SHUT UP ALREADY! *Vince McMahon comes into the room.* Vince: Oops, she got stuck in a loop, I'll see what the tech team can do...  Conway: No wa- holy shit you DO look like a mad chimp!  Jericho was too late, X Pac's sucking power strikes again.  Jericho: God, and people say I'M short...  Hassan: Now is NOT the time to amuse Jericho with hand puppets!  Now THAT'S a hardcore sleeper hold.  Ref: Zzzzz... Shelton: *Sigh*  Davairi: DO THE RANDOM PAC MAN! DO IT NOW! Shelton: BAKKA BAKKA BAKKA!!!!!  I'm sorry, this picture just put nightmares into my head...  Seconds later, Lillian was mauled to death by Big Vis, who you should never take food away from.  Batista: That won't fit in your mouth... Triple H: OH YEAH!? I'VE STUCK BIGGER THINGS INTO MY MOUTH! Batista: Like what? Triple H: VINC- Ohh ho ho, you almost got me there...  Batista: TWO MINUTES! JR: I SAID I CAN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! IT WAS A FLUKE!  Vince: What in the fuck? When did THAT happen? Triple H: WrestleMania, you told me to job it to him... Vince: I DID NOT! *Another Vince McMahon walks into the room.* Other Vince: Hey Hunter what's... Uh oh...  Triple H: GET AWAY FROM ME! Ric: I didn't mean it! Triple H: YES YOU DID! *Sob* Ric: You didn't have shrinkage, I'm sorry...  Lita: Underarm stink... AWAY!  Benoit: I don't think I should have eaten that burrito...  Kane's dry cleaners really did a number on his pants, didn't they?  Lita (Thinking): Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...  Edge: I'M GOING TO POP YOUR HEAD LIKE I POPPED LITA'S *BEEEEEP*. HBK: But, Matt was... Edge: Nuh uh... HBK: Oh my God...  HBK lesson #153: Never, ever pretend to be Spiderman.  JR: BAHGAWD FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!  pwn3d |
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