Orton/Cena--Who is more over...

[Kane Knight]

...With the gay community?

I mean, both have managed to outgay Shawn Michaels, which is damn impressive, considering his entrance in shiny baubles is only dwarved by a drag queen rendition of "I will survive."

But Cena and Orton are both clearly fagging it up. Just look at Orton...All he needs is Frosted hair, and he could be Ben Affleck's boyfriend. Cena, on the other hand, does looks like he's been treating his hair, but the Hitler Youth shit is probably gonna turn most people off. Both have that mid 20s, fag-obssessed-with-his-body look to them. Cena's bigger, Orton's more defined. One likes to pose in FLAGRANTLY gay fashion:



While the other like jewelry (Probably also wears his mom's pantyhose):
http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...8032327073.jpg

(Pic's too big, I'm too lazy to shrink it.)

Both have Gay theme music. Orton's ends almost every line with a word that rhymes with "gay," which is his code to the gay community. Cena's is hip-hop: Nuff said.

Cena wins on the gayer finisher. Dropping someon off your shoulders like that is like slapping someone in a catfight. "Girlfriend, please."

So...Who appeals more to the gay community. Discuss.