The Favorite Quotes From TV/Movies Thread

**Fox** · 09-04-2006, 07:34 PM

Futurama:

Zap Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors.... but paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif! We have a conundrum! Search them for paper! And bring me a rock.

Fry: Wow! That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez.

Zap Brannigan: We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

Bender: THEY look like dorks!

Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64.

Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

Professor Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

South Park

GUY: Our war support songs will be a thousand times better!

RANDY: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle!

GUY 2: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!

MR. BROFLOFSKI: Yeah?! See you Saturday, McKizzer shanazerizzle shazz beyaznatch ghazziza!

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09-04-2006, 07:34 PM	#11
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,075	Futurama: Zap Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors.... but paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif! We have a conundrum! Search them for paper! And bring me a rock. Fry: Wow! That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez. Zap Brannigan: We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks. Bender: THEY look like dorks! Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64. Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey! Professor Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head! South Park GUY: Our war support songs will be a thousand times better! RANDY: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle! GUY 2: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle! MR. BROFLOFSKI: Yeah?! See you Saturday, McKizzer shanazerizzle shazz beyaznatch ghazziza!