WrestleMania: 19 years of caption material!

**Lamuella** · 03-10-2004, 10:09 AM

Wrestlemania 1

The first Wrestlemania was so low budget theyt had to be sponsored by Monosodium Glutemate

Due to terrible back problems, Jimmy Snuka could no longer lower his arms.

The joy of winning the match was soured by the terrible pain of hemmarhoids.

Jimmy Hart realised he was in trouble when King Kong Bundy crept up on him and said "Y'all got a purty mouth"

sneaky strategy tip #5: if you can't pin your opponent, throw a dart in his back.

Midway through the match, the man in the sweater surrendered to the authorities.

"Greg Valentine, tell us what You like best about the flavour enhancing goodness of Monosodium Glutemate"

"My boys won't rest until we find who stole their pants."

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03-10-2004, 10:09 AM	#11
Lamuella Forum Happy Cat Posts: 7,884	Wrestlemania 1 The first Wrestlemania was so low budget theyt had to be sponsored by Monosodium Glutemate Due to terrible back problems, Jimmy Snuka could no longer lower his arms. The joy of winning the match was soured by the terrible pain of hemmarhoids. Jimmy Hart realised he was in trouble when King Kong Bundy crept up on him and said "Y'all got a purty mouth" sneaky strategy tip #5: if you can't pin your opponent, throw a dart in his back. Midway through the match, the man in the sweater surrendered to the authorities. "Greg Valentine, tell us what You like best about the flavour enhancing goodness of Monosodium Glutemate" "My boys won't rest until we find who stole their pants."