SmackDOWN! Captions [5-20-2004]

**Corkscrewed** · 05-21-2004, 02:46 AM

Eddie was too busy posing to notice Thing had been blown up by Rita Repulsa and was now sneaking in to go Rick James on his ass.

"I'll use my wrist severing laser if you don't return my cowboy hat back to me!!!"

"Laser? You're joking, holmes! You can't cut off my wri-- OW."

Charlie was irate. That was HIS and Rico's special pose!!!

They say some people's penises are so long they're like another limb. Here, Rico proves that saying is more than just myth.

Stamboli wasn't quite sure how to react when Nunzio started doing his wrestler-meeting-Triple-H-and-wanting-a-push impression on him at that moment.

Gandalf noted that the Balrog was a lot more impressive last time.

As if destroying them wasn't bad enough, Mordecai had to top it off with a powerful rendition of Linkin Park's "Numb."

Chavo indicates the IQ of the writers who thought up this crap.

Charles Robinson wanted to correct Chavo's application of the Heimlich Manuveur, but the Guerrero was a proud man and dismissed any advice.

Chavo had mixed emotions. He'd just won the Cruiserweight Title, but was it really worth becoming a homo?

History is made as the most bladderly inefficient Cruiserweight Champion in history is crowned.

Cena helped cover Dupree's eyes. Even the Frenchman could not stomach how the Cruiserweight Division had been blitzkrieged, overrun, and humiliated into submission.

The bawling was plenty when both Cena and Dupree found out that Bananas in Pajamas had been cancelled.

Renee never did trust that Huntus Hilate.

Funaki corrects Chavo Classic's early mistake and displays to true IQ reading of the SmackDOWN! writers.

Funaki would pay for his horrible mocking of Booker's "Five Time Champion" pose.

It finally occurred to Rey, once he found a mirror, that his T-Shirt really did look like crap.

Tensions ignite when Rey fails to show up with the promised marijuana.

Having outwitted the government in his insider trading scheme, JBL was all smiles.

A second later, though, JBL's grin immediately vanished when the SEC Stable made its grand debut.

Eddie: That's funny... I feel this powerful force pressing down on me, but I can't see anything there!!!

Trainer: *sigh* "See what happens when you masturbate?"

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05-21-2004, 02:46 AM	#2
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Eddie was too busy posing to notice Thing had been blown up by Rita Repulsa and was now sneaking in to go Rick James on his ass. "I'll use my wrist severing laser if you don't return my cowboy hat back to me!!!" "Laser? You're joking, holmes! You can't cut off my wri-- OW." Charlie was irate. That was HIS and Rico's special pose!!! They say some people's penises are so long they're like another limb. Here, Rico proves that saying is more than just myth. Stamboli wasn't quite sure how to react when Nunzio started doing his wrestler-meeting-Triple-H-and-wanting-a-push impression on him at that moment. Gandalf noted that the Balrog was a lot more impressive last time. As if destroying them wasn't bad enough, Mordecai had to top it off with a powerful rendition of Linkin Park's "Numb." Chavo indicates the IQ of the writers who thought up this crap. Charles Robinson wanted to correct Chavo's application of the Heimlich Manuveur, but the Guerrero was a proud man and dismissed any advice. Chavo had mixed emotions. He'd just won the Cruiserweight Title, but was it really worth becoming a homo? History is made as the most bladderly inefficient Cruiserweight Champion in history is crowned. Cena helped cover Dupree's eyes. Even the Frenchman could not stomach how the Cruiserweight Division had been blitzkrieged, overrun, and humiliated into submission. The bawling was plenty when both Cena and Dupree found out that Bananas in Pajamas had been cancelled. Renee never did trust that Huntus Hilate. Funaki corrects Chavo Classic's early mistake and displays to true IQ reading of the SmackDOWN! writers. Funaki would pay for his horrible mocking of Booker's "Five Time Champion" pose. It finally occurred to Rey, once he found a mirror, that his T-Shirt really did look like crap. Tensions ignite when Rey fails to show up with the promised marijuana. Having outwitted the government in his insider trading scheme, JBL was all smiles. A second later, though, JBL's grin immediately vanished when the SEC Stable made its grand debut. Eddie: That's funny... I feel this powerful force pressing down on me, but I can't see anything there!!! Trainer: sigh "See what happens when you masturbate?"