i was surfing the net and found this...

[My Final Heaven]

Here, I've got one:

Fat and Old - The Undertaker Song
Sung to the tune Bad to the Bone

Now on the day I returned
Everyone gathered round
And they gazed at a wide wonder
At the new Taker they found
Then I spoke up
Said leave me the hell alone
Fans could tell right away
That I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

I got a lot of injuries
Before I left you
I'll get a lot more
In a month or two
I'll only job pretty baby
To Rock and Austin alone
I'm here to tell the fans that
I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

I'll have a boring feud
The ratings'll get killed
I'll injure DDP
And get an ego too
I'll only job pretty baby
To Rock and Austin alone
I'm here to tell the fans that
I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old

Now when I get in the ring
Vince McMahon shuts his eyes
Every wrestler I meet
Their careers all die
I want tell yall something
Vince does what he's told
And I'm here to tell ya
That I'm fat and I'm old

Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
FFFFAATTT
OLLLDDDD
Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old
Fat and I'm old