SmackDown! Captions: 12/02/04 !

**Xero** · 12-03-2004, 09:39 AM

RVD: I know I get high, but this is ridiculoussssss- *SPLAT*

Batista: SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR IDEA!

The new Eddie-Basham ladder was a huge hit.

Puder: Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it...

JBL's Nasty Boy pit drop worked pretty well, until it killed Orlando, then he was screwed.

(JBL Shoots)
JBL: That's the WWE logo bitch! And when you're in MY WWE ring, you can do NOTHING you big evil piece of shit! I WILL BURY YOU, BIATCH!
(After Armageddon)
Taker: You messed with the wrong guy, John... Now you get a taste of your own medicine.
Bradshaw: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! I WON'T BURY YOU! NOW GET THAT PINEAPPLE OUT OF MY ASS!

RVD trips off the top rope.
Stevie:

WWE's Queer Guy for the Queer Guy was pretty much over with the fans.

Hardcore: AND THAT'S FOR EATING THE LAST JELLY DONUT!

Seconds later, Booker's belly button ate Eddie in a surprise turn of events.

Ref (Looking and the tron): BOOBIES! *Wave* I SEE ME WITH BOOBIES!

Luther: DOWN, BITCH, DOWN!

Big Show: Think unsexy thoughts... Thinking unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts...

JBL: YOU'RE HAIR'S ON FIRE! HERE! LET ME STOMP IT OUT!

JBL: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!
Belty: ........ Please stop humping me...

JBL: Okay guys, move over! He's gonna b*BEEP*ow me!

**El Santo** · 12-03-2004, 10:29 PM

And the year's most embarassing moment went to RVD when, during a dramatic leap from the rafters, his tights got stuck in the trusses.

The whole goose-stepping gimmick got out of hand when JBL introduced his new "Skinhead" faction.

Th Bashams help unhook Eddie from the rapelling cable during Year's Most Embarassing Moment #2.

Miz: "Alright, Justice, I know we're dressed up as saucy tarts and all, but next time you put your hand on my ass, I'll kill you."

He may be the world's most unworthy WWE champ, but no one did a Russian Dance better than JBL.

As JBL's promo entered the third hour, Mark Calloway decided to rest his eyes for a second.

RVD: "So, you see... no wires!"
Kenzo: "Whoa!"

God, I knew O-Town was gay, but...

Al Snow wowed the crowd with his "Little Richard" impersonation.

Eddie: "No, seriously man... those chicks we saw earlier on stage, they were men, esse."
Booker: "Oh.... Oh, God. .... OH, GOD...."

Even Referee Nick Patrick was stunned when Mrs. Claus reacted with cat-like reflexes.

Joy had no idea what to do after Luther fell asleep in the middle of his own promo.

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12-03-2004, 09:39 AM	#1
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	RVD: I know I get high, but this is ridiculoussssss- SPLAT Batista: SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR IDEA! The new Eddie-Basham ladder was a huge hit. Puder: Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... JBL's Nasty Boy pit drop worked pretty well, until it killed Orlando, then he was screwed. (JBL Shoots) JBL: That's the WWE logo bitch! And when you're in MY WWE ring, you can do NOTHING you big evil piece of shit! I WILL BURY YOU, BIATCH! (After Armageddon) Taker: You messed with the wrong guy, John... Now you get a taste of your own medicine. Bradshaw: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! I WON'T BURY YOU! NOW GET THAT PINEAPPLE OUT OF MY ASS! RVD trips off the top rope. Stevie: WWE's Queer Guy for the Queer Guy was pretty much over with the fans. Hardcore: AND THAT'S FOR EATING THE LAST JELLY DONUT! Seconds later, Booker's belly button ate Eddie in a surprise turn of events. Ref (Looking and the tron): BOOBIES! Wave I SEE ME WITH BOOBIES! Luther: DOWN, BITCH, DOWN! Big Show: Think unsexy thoughts... Thinking unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts... JBL: YOU'RE HAIR'S ON FIRE! HERE! LET ME STOMP IT OUT! JBL: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! Belty: ........ Please stop humping me... JBL: Okay guys, move over! He's gonna bBEEPow me!

12-03-2004, 10:29 PM	#2
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	And the year's most embarassing moment went to RVD when, during a dramatic leap from the rafters, his tights got stuck in the trusses. The whole goose-stepping gimmick got out of hand when JBL introduced his new "Skinhead" faction. Th Bashams help unhook Eddie from the rapelling cable during Year's Most Embarassing Moment #2. Miz: "Alright, Justice, I know we're dressed up as saucy tarts and all, but next time you put your hand on my ass, I'll kill you." He may be the world's most unworthy WWE champ, but no one did a Russian Dance better than JBL. As JBL's promo entered the third hour, Mark Calloway decided to rest his eyes for a second. RVD: "So, you see... no wires!" Kenzo: "Whoa!" God, I knew O-Town was gay, but... Al Snow wowed the crowd with his "Little Richard" impersonation. Eddie: "No, seriously man... those chicks we saw earlier on stage, they were men, esse." Booker: "Oh.... Oh, God. .... OH, GOD...." Even Referee Nick Patrick was stunned when Mrs. Claus reacted with cat-like reflexes. Joy had no idea what to do after Luther fell asleep in the middle of his own promo.