"Best Of Raw" Captions: 12/20/04

[Gone Mad]

Heyman: JUST LOOK AT ME! I DON'T CARE IF THAT LOSER FROM "FULL HOUSE" DAVE COULIER IS OVER MY SHOULDER, LOOK AT ME!
Dave Coulier: ***audience awwwws ***


Foley: .... (tries to look at Rock but turns away) NO NO NO! I CANNOT LOOK! TOO SEXY TOO TOO SEXY!!
Rock: Screw this. I've got a movie version of Frogger to film!


Eugene = Best Kramer impression in the business.

Eugene: LET ME LOVE YOU!!!


kANE (looking at 'Tron): I thought we got this crappy crap crap over with?
Lita : I thought HHH was supposed to get me drunk and piss off Test. That tape there is not accu.. acquire... accomp.. um, right. **jumps through table**
kANE: WHY DO ALL OF YOU DO THAT?!


With Queen blaring in the background, Snitsky does some zombie beatings.


Lesnar: What the-- "WELCOME BACK BROCK" my ass!!


McMahon: OH MY GOD!! YOU'VE GOT HALO 2????


Simon Dean: GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!


eDge: Shit, even I forgot I had written a book. Sure, most of it talks about the battle of Gettysburg, but I'm on the cover.


Jericho: Hey, bud. Happy Holidays!
Benoit: We're still not getting that title next year.
Jericho: I know, I know..................... you smug bastard.