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Old 03-31-2012, 08:29 PM   #41
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The Million dollar man bought the title off of rainbow dash for 20$ plus Slamball season tickets.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:34 PM   #42
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IRS shows up and orders an audit on Dibiase. Dibiase hands him the hardcore title and a roll of quarters as a bribe.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:44 PM   #43
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Slimer slimes IRS and eats the belt.
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:41 PM   #44
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Eric Young, in a Ghostbuster attire, sucks Slimer up inside a Proton pack and reclaims the belt for himself.
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:50 PM   #45
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Eric Young is walking back to his regular job at K-Mart when he is beat up by the same guys who kicked Shawn Michaels' ass in a bar years ago.

NEW HC Champions: Guys Who Kicked Shawn Michaels' Ass In A Bar
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Old 03-31-2012, 10:24 PM   #46
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Liam Neeson hunts those guys down Taken style and murders them all before pinning the last one to be come new hardcore champion
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Old 03-31-2012, 10:35 PM   #47
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Kevin Nash jackknife powerbomb's Liam Nelson back to Hollywood so he can film his next movie and hands the title to Nash.

Nash then pulls out a chart showing he's the highest drawing champion in the history of the TPWW Hardcore Championship.
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Old 03-31-2012, 10:55 PM   #48
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nash snaps an ACL walking up a ramp. falls down with the belt on top of him for 3 seconds. the hardcore title is the new hardcore champion.

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Old 03-31-2012, 10:58 PM   #49
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Eric Young, in a Ghostbuster attire, sucks Slimer up inside a Proton pack and reclaims the belt for himself.
Halt! Proton packs don't "suck", they shoot atomic lightning at ghosts. The ghost traps "suck".
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Old 03-31-2012, 11:07 PM   #50
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Referee Tim White shoots himself in the face and lands on the hardcore title his hand slaps down 3 times in a death rattle and he becomes the Hardcore Champion
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Old 03-31-2012, 11:13 PM   #51
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Undertaker posses Tim White just so he can pin him and claim the hardcore title for himself.
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:39 AM   #52
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Big Bird enters the ring and with an amazing quadruple shooting star press off a 30 foot tall ladder to win the title from Taker
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:27 AM   #53
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What's Big Bird weigh anyways? He looks pretty big, but he also has hollow bones.
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:49 AM   #54
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Kurrgan the Interrogator comes into the ring.

Big Bird automatically forfeits the title.
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Old 04-01-2012, 07:22 AM   #55
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That belt is definitely the real deal. I'm just going to cut to the chase, I'll give you a thousand for it. That's cash money. Or you can just haul the thing around until someone comes along and hits you with a chair. A thousand is the best I can do, and I don't even know why I'm offering that much.
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Old 04-01-2012, 07:30 AM   #56
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Kurrgan the Interrogator sells the hardcore title to Rick Harrison, retires and goes into the hall of fame.
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Old 04-01-2012, 08:47 AM   #57
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Rick Harrison is having a BBQ.

Follow along with me here....

During the BBQ, he accidentally trips on his own sandals - falling into, and over, a lawn chair. The chair lands on top of him. While this makes a hilarious YouTube video - it also makes Rick Harrison's Lawn Chair the NEW HC Champion.

NEW CHAMPION: RICK HARRISON'S LAWN CHAIR!
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:38 PM   #58
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Someone buys the Lawn Chair from Rick Harrison. That person was Yokozuna. He sits in the chair and destroys it. By default, Yokozuna is now a two time Hardcore Champion.
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:17 PM   #59
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Yokozuna goes to a buffet.

He begins eating a plate of crab rangoons, at which point he chokes on one and falls to the floor. Landing on his back. The plate of rangoons he was eating from falls on top of him. The waitress counts to three - making a plate of crab rangoons champion.

NEW CHAMPION: Plate of Crab Rangoons
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:21 PM   #60
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Daniel Bryan's dismembered arm falls on to the plate of Crab Rangoons. Ref counts the fall.

New Champion: Daniel Bryan's Dismembered Arm
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:29 PM   #61
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The Shockmaster comes along and trips and flyes through a wall right onto Daniel Bryan's dismembered arm by mistake and the ref comes sees a cover being made and counts the 1-2-3!

Here is your winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: The Shockmaster!
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:34 PM   #62
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Twilight Sparkle, seeing Daniel Bryan's arm was dismembered, repairs it with her magic, then KO's Shockmaster with a magical blast to claim the title for herself.
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:35 PM   #63
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This title is changing hands far too often! There's no way the Hardcore Championship will gain any credibility if the champion keeps changing every day.
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:30 PM   #64
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Gillberg Spears Twilight and enjoys a long reign while everyone else is watching mania.
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:32 PM   #65
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Little does Gilberg know that KayfabeMan is not watching Mania.

That leaves enough time for Kayfabe to turn over his not-in-use TV, right on top of Gillberg.

KayfabeMan books himself into another championship. RIP Dusty Rhodes.

NEW CHAMPS: KAYFABEMAN (and his TV)
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:11 AM   #66
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TOM GUYCOTT appears

TOM GUYCOTT uses WATER CANNON

It's not very effective...

KayfabeMan successfully defends the Hardcore Title!




... wait... what?! I lost my own damn match?!
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:35 AM   #67
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'The Kai hits KayfabeMan with a PBR Tall Boy Can. He drops the can on top of him as the 3 count is made...

New Hardcore Champion: PBR Tall Boy Can
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The can gets recycled

Winner: The Enviroment.
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Old 04-02-2012, 12:59 PM   #69
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The Stalker is from The Environment, thus he is awarded the Hardcore Title.
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Tree falls on him in the woods, no one hears it. The referee still makes a count...

Winner: Fallen tree.
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Old 04-03-2012, 03:36 AM   #71
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Tom Guycott comes across the Hardcore Fallen Tree in the woods.

Goes for the pin, and the log rolls over. 3 count and retains.




"...ugh, goddammit!"



A woodpecker comes, lands on the tree, and while pecking at it, ref makes the count.

Winner & new Hardcore Champion: Random woodpecker.


"You asshole, I'm still under the tree!"
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:04 PM   #72
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Jericho blindsides the woodpecker and knocks him down to pin him and become the new champion. Jericho then starts to make fun of the woodpecker's father calling him a drunk and his sister a druggie.

Jericho ignores the screams of help by Tom Guycott and walks away.
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:49 AM   #73
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Jericho returns, to save Tom Guycott - only to pull a swerve and attempt to pour some liquor down the throat of a fallen Guycott.

In doing so, he slips on apparently nothing, and the bottle of liquor falls on top of him.

Guycott, out of spite - screams "3" and there is a new HC Champion:

NEW CHAMPION: Jericho's Bottle of Liquor
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