"God" at Backlash *RAW Spoilers*

[Xero]

Me:
Hey, did you sign a contract with WWE?
God:
You've got my full attention. No I didn't sign a contract with WWE. What's it like?
Me:
It's like hell.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So what, did you sign a one-off appearence?
God:
So? Nothing.
Me:
You didn't?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I didn t.
Me:
Well, are you going to win?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Yeah, but I'm sure it wasn't Vince's...
God:
Yippee! What makes you so certain? It seemed like Vince s.
Me:
So Vince wants you to win?
God:
How can I help you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sign a contract with WWE. But I did not get that.
Me:
WTF? Haven't you gone over the match yet?
God:
That was not very polite. I don't think I ever have gone over the match. What's it like?
Me:
So is this going to be a shoot?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
OMG!

[D Mac]

Me:
So when you fight Vince, are you going to have Eddie in your corner?
God:
I don't judge people. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
No just have Eddie in your corner for the match.
God:
Are you serious? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Then do it.
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
To have Eddie in your corner
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because Eddie is awesome.
God:
That makes sense to me. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Never Mind. Just have a good match.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. it has been good so far.

[Kane Knight]

Me:
So...How's it hanging?
God:
Pardon me? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
It's cloudy up in heaven? You'd think there'd be a lot of light or something.
God:
Who said it is? Or something. Who else would think there d be a lot of light ?
Me:
Right. So anyway, I was wondering about the WWE.
God:
I am glad we agree. Really. Oh yeah, we were talking about the WWE.
Me:
Yeah. So what's the plan at Backlash?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Take it easy. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
I'm sorry, my Lord. What are thy plans for the PPV?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Have you told many people that your Lord? Are you testing me?
Me:
No my Lord, you are the only one.
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your Lord I am the only one?
Me:
Yes, Quite.
God:
That's alright. Wow!
Me:
So Vince has booked you to team with Michaels. Are you into that?
God:
Really. Where did he get it? Sure, that sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So you're not onboard?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not onboard?
Me:
So are you?
God:
How can I help you? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Nondisclosure?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks for clearing that up.
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
By the way, how's Eddie?
God:
Thanks for telling me. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Did he jump the fence?
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
Wow, and you weren't angry or anything?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masturbate.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
I suppose not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Take care.
God:
Thanks. You too, .