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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#82 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Rule 56- It's Soma Joe, not Samoa Joe.
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#83 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Rule 56a: Its Jewmonga not JEWMAGA
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#84 |
Boss
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Rule #57: "They were better as a heel."
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#85 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Rule #58: Cena should turn heel, and walk away.
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#86 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Rule 59: The best threads happen when Darth Tedious is away from the damn boards!
![]() I mean... Rule 59: It is entirely impossible to put someone over without jobbing to them. Especially if your name is HHH or the Undertaker. |
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#87 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 60: My plans to save wrestling are brilliant and flawless and cannot be questioned.
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#88 |
Bent his wookie
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rule 61: If a guy passes through ROH, and is headed to WWE, that guy is the one who is going to totally change the face of wrestling and save WWE.
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#89 |
Bent his wookie
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rule 62: if you dont watch TNA you are just "allowing vinces strangle hold on wrestling" to continue
Rule 63: if you watched TNA and didnt like it, its because vince has ruined your perception of good wrestling. |
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#90 |
Over Like Rover
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#64 - Should WWE change any aspect of a popular character from somewhere else, it's an outrage and Vince is pissed off because he didn't create him.
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#91 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 65: That guy can never go anywhere, despite the fact that even Steve Austin, the Rock, and Triple H had some pretty gay ass gimmicks in their life. He's a midcarder for life because it's impossible to take someone who was once in a joke gimmick seriously. See Venis, Val for more information.
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#92 |
Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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#66 - Matt Boone is a worthless cunt.
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#93 |
Spammy Certified
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Rule # 67 Everyone can write better then the writing team
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#94 |
Boss
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Rule #68: It is never ok to enjoy anything that has to do with women in pro wrestling.
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#95 |
Boss
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Rule #69: There is a direct relation to how old something is to how great it is. (Please note: No ladder match, cage match or even a regular match can be great unless it is at least 5 years old, and then stretching back from there they just keep getting better and better...)
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#96 |
Spammy Certified
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Rule 70: No matter what we say HHH and Cena win no matter what except against Hulk Hogan who beats all
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#97 |
Bent his wookie
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rule number 71: Jeff hardy was never a spot monkey, he was a "high flyer" (Works on SOOO many levels right there)
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#98 |
Stickman
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Rule 72: You don't actually have to watch the product to have an opinion on it.
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ELF ANGEL
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#100 |
ELF ANGEL
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Rule #73: If you win a title in your debut match, other then the WWE/WCW You will plummet into Mid-Card Hell, Or leave entirely.
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#101 |
He's Here
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Rule #74: If you do not hold the world title within three years of your debut you will never be worth a damn.
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#102 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule #75: You do not talk about Fight Club.
...Errr, I mean, Wrestling news is always true, even if it directly contradicts other wrestling news. |
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Y2KoTF
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#104 |
Bent his wookie
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two totally different things, but i can see how you could confuse the two...every rule book has those rules that seem similar.
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#105 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Rule 76- It's only a spoiler if you give a crap about it.
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#106 |
Bent his wookie
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77: who the fuck is chirs beniot?
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#107 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 78: CENA! CENA! CENA!
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Y2KoTF
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#109 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 79: The more a wrestler hates the internet, the more over he is with the IWC.This rule doesn't apply to Brock Lesnar, as he used to play D&D in Latin.
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#110 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 80: The crowd is always clearly behind my guy, even when you can hear the proverbial pin drop.
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#111 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Rule 81: Every wrestler is ALWAYS better as a heel.
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#112 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Rule 81A- Some rules may be posted more than once due to the fact that some things cannot be stressed enough.
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#113 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 82: Every. Wrestler. Is. Better. As. A. Heel.
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#114 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Rule 83: Every problem can be solved by turning someone heel, or arbitrarily dropping their gimmick and playing themselves.
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#115 |
1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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#84
If a female has fake enhancements some IWC members will claim that she looks too fake and they wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole. Then they go back to watching internet porn alone in there parents house. |
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#116 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Rule 85- You do not need to read one letter in a thread in order to get pissed off over what's in the thread.
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#117 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#118 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Rule 86: If Alienoids post is over a paragraph, it is automatically assumed it is a detailed (yet crappy plan) to get the titles around the waste of either Val Venis or the Bashams.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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#120 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Rule 86, subsection a: Even if it is a thread that has nothing to do with either Val Venis or the Bashams.
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