IWC Rulebook - Page 4

**Lord-Of-Darkness** · 11-06-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Rule #75: You do not talk about Fight Club.

...Errr, I mean, Wrestling news is always true, even if it directly contradicts other wrestling news.

So wrestling news works exactly like the bible then...

**Theo Dious** · 11-06-2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One

Rule #68: It is never ok to enjoy anything that has to do with women in pro wrestling.

Rule #68a: When there are no legitimate women's wrestlers, "then there should be, and it's stupid to have all this eyecandy."
Rule #68b: When there are legitimate women's wrestlers, "this is all a waste of time and they should just go back to having nothing but eycandy."
Rule #68c: "The Diva Search sucks, even though I watched every second of it and constantly beat off while it was happening."

**Theo Dious** · 11-06-2007, 12:03 PM

Rule #87: Paul Heyman is an infallible God, Vince Russo is simultaneously a misunderstood creative genius and the source of all of TNA's problems, and if your last name is McMahon your ideas are worthless unless your first name is Shane.

**Theo Dious** · 11-06-2007, 12:05 PM

Rule #88: "Elevate the midcard" is an acceptable answer to solving any problem, regardless of the actual worth of the midcard or lack of any actual plans on how to accomplish said elevation.

**Kane Knight** · 11-06-2007, 01:43 PM

Rule #89: All we need to do to save (insert promotion) is to push (insert wrestler). Works best in conjunction with "Turning him heel."

**Corkscrewed** · 11-07-2007, 01:22 AM

Rule #90: You can never win an argument with Kane Knight.

**Kane Knight** · 11-09-2007, 07:11 PM

Rule #91: Everyone is better than half the roster.

**FourFifty** · 11-09-2007, 09:54 PM

Rule 91A- No one except The 'Noid cares about that half of the roster.

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11-06-2007, 12:03 PM	#123
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Rule #87: Paul Heyman is an infallible God, Vince Russo is simultaneously a misunderstood creative genius and the source of all of TNA's problems, and if your last name is McMahon your ideas are worthless unless your first name is Shane.

11-06-2007, 12:05 PM	#124
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Rule #88: "Elevate the midcard" is an acceptable answer to solving any problem, regardless of the actual worth of the midcard or lack of any actual plans on how to accomplish said elevation.

11-06-2007, 01:43 PM	#125
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Rule #89: All we need to do to save (insert promotion) is to push (insert wrestler). Works best in conjunction with "Turning him heel."

11-07-2007, 01:22 AM	#126
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Rule #90: You can never win an argument with Kane Knight.

11-09-2007, 07:11 PM	#127
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Rule #91: Everyone is better than half the roster.

11-09-2007, 09:54 PM	#128
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Rule 91A- No one except The 'Noid cares about that half of the roster.