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Ostriches and emus used to be able to fly, but Kurt Angle told them nothing that big was going over him, and they'd better remember that, if they knew what was good for them.
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#2 |
I'm nauseous
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Don't worry, when global warming gets out of control Kurt will just put it in the ankle lock, make it tap out and break it's freakin' ankle, becoming the new NWA World Heavyweight champion.
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#3 |
Boss
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You're not real good at this Inadequacy...
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#4 |
"Ask him!"
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Kurt Angle killed Superman AND Doomsday.
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#5 |
I'm nauseous
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Hence the name, duh!
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#6 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle always remembers the exact spot he parked his car.
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#7 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody there to hear it, it is assumed that Kurt Angle accidentally cut it down by leaning on it.
Kurt Angle can indeed be in two places at once, and he does so everytime he's bored. |
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#8 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Pi was invented when scientists tried desperately to appease Kurt Angle's request. Little did they know he was really just hungry. None of those scientists were heard from since.
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#9 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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The Guinness Book of World Records 2008 is reported to simply be a piece of paper with "Kurt Angle" written on it.
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#10 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle does not own a washing machine or a dryer; he simply glares at his clothes with Intensity and the dirt falls off out of sheer terror.
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#11 |
YesYesYes!
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LOL, this reminds me too much of when they used to have Matt Hardy facts when he would always enter.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Kurt Angle gave Mickie James to Ken Doane as a hand-me-down birthday present one year because Kurt had gotten bored with her.
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Barry Bonds doesn't use steroids. He merely drinks Kurt Angle Milk.
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Babe Ruth once saw Kurt Angle sitting in the outfield stands watching the Yankee game. The Sultan of Swat immediately paid homage to Kurt by pointing him out with his bat, an action which pleased Kurt so much he made the next pitch hang over the middle of the plate so that Ruth could smack the ball straight toward him.
Witnesses saw it differently, of course, and it marked the defining moment of Babe Ruth's career. |
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Kurt Angle can dunk a ball from midcourt without even leaving the ground.
...all with a broken frickin' neck. |
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Nate Robinson gained his hops early in life, when he was often startled by Kurt Angle sneaking up on him from behind.
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Kurt Angles knows exactly what the Great Khali is saying.
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Kurt Angle screwed Bret. He had every damn right to, and no one questions him or else.
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Kurt Angle eats more hot dogs in a day than Takeru Kobayashi eats in a year. However, he stays out of contests because he respects the Japanese greatly.
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Kurt Angle is responsible for 98% of all Wikipedia articles in existence. The other 2% are blatantly not credible and obviously not the result of his genius.
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In geometry, the Kurt angle is known as the most perfect angle in the universe.
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#23 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle never loses a game of Clue despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his wrestling moves to do it
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Part time poster
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#25 |
He's Here
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There were actually two Ronald McDonalds'. The first one was beaten to a bloody pulp after giving Kurt Angle Diet Coke instead of Regular Coke. He can still be seen in McDonalds' ads as Grimace.
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#26 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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James Bond is 007 because Kurt Angle killed the first five and we all know what happened to six
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#27 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. That was the day he won the lottery.
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#28 |
Make way for da Bad Guy!
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Oneday Kurt Angle ate too much cereal and vomited................. He created the Milky Way
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#29 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle Angle Slammed the blackness out of Michael Jackson. The obsession with young boys came later, as a side effect.
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Kurt Angle actually won a Bronze at the Olympic games, but due to his godly powers he shouted at the medal until it changed.
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#31 |
Make way for da Bad Guy!
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Just after the worst performance of His career Kurt Angle was being interviewed and was being given a hard time by grisham .
Grisham: Kurt this may hands down be your worst match ever ! Kurt: At least Its not X-Pac Grisham: good point |
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#32 |
Terminator Daddy!
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When Kurt Angle wishes on a star and it doesn't come true...DAMN TRUE...he lasso's the star, smashes it into the streets of Hollwyood and carves in the names of all the celebrities he's killed.
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#33 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Donald Trump once fired Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle responded by saying, "While I disagree with your firing of me, I will defend to the death your right to do it." Kurt Angle then German Suplexed Donald Trump through a wall.
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Terminator Daddy!
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At the "Express Aisle" Kurt Angle can bring all the FREAKIN' items he wants!
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#35 |
Terminator Daddy!
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At 12:01 am today, Kurt Angle had already received 70 Billion Valentines.
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#36 |
Inno Knows.
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Kurt Angle once won the gold, silver, and bronze in the Women's Bobsled event. No one questioned how or why.
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#37 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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The Star Wars trilogies were based on Kurt Angle's childhood and teen years.
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#38 |
One Of A Kind
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Unlike Donald Trump, Angle doesn't give fans cash to give them value for money, Angle would give himself.
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#39 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin and Whitney Houston were all mutes until Kurt Angle shish-ka-bobbed their vocal chords with his dick.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall because Kurt Angle wanted an omlette.
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