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Gertie's official ROH Thread
This is a thread where only the art of WRESTLING will be discussed. No sports entertainment here. A promotion that stresses the spirit of competition, where you can check your personality at the door, because intensity, respect and honor is the name of the game here. Where every match is the MOTY, and where the chairs are fortified for your fat ass needs.
So let's discuss the upcoming television show where WRESTLING truly matters! Now let's get down to business. Grizzly Redwood vs Pelle Primeau. MOTY without a doubt. Thoughts? ![]() Where WRESTLING matters. |
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Inno Knows.
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PERSONALLY I think the Young Bucks vs. a returning Dunn & Marcos would be 5 stars.
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I disagree. Dunn cracks a smile during his matches which shows WAY too much personality. -3 stars
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Oh. Gertner is throwing a fit again. Nice.
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Over Like Rover
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I honestly can't wait for Respect and Honor War of Attrition and Respect VI so I can see Davey Richards kick some guy really hard 6000 times, randomly do lots of moves for no apparent reason other than get to his next lot of random moves, kick out of 6 super head drop bombs before going over with a single dreaded Closed Fist Punch (it's deadly because he screams before he does it) before looking around intensely and then shaking his opponents hand after the hardest most epic match of his life. Before going on to have the same hardest most epic match of his life again the night after against some local skinny guy in a nightclub. Who the fuck needs a bit of psychology, timing and structure when you can just do lots and lots of moves?
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Stop ruining my thread Narc
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Inno Knows.
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it depends if they managed to get the crowd to chant "AWE-SOME WORK-RATE" during the match. If not then they probably didn't manage to kick each other enough times.
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CSL raises a great point.
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I thought this was a nice gesture by ROH
"Ring of Honor Announces Bring Your Mom to the Mutual Respect Without Honor and Maybe Intensity iPPV" Ring of Honor will be letting fans bring their moms to the iPPV for free in an attempt to reduce the carbon imprint of mother having to sit in their cars idling for 3 hours while their sons are in the venue. Hopefully this create a bonding experience, as well as give the sons some practice in the realm of social skills as their moms will be the closest thing they've ever had to a date. |
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You know, ROH could benefit from running exercise seminars before the shows... You know, teaching basic things like sit ups, push ups (probably girly), jogging, etc. By doing so, they may raise the chances of their fan base dying as older, fat virgins, as opposed to young, obese virgins.
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"Grr! im in the IWC, but I like to pretend im not by posting half assed jokes regarding indy promotions the rest of the IWC supports!" People who want to bash ROH are not allowed to be CM Punk fans btw.
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You know that’s right
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Sure they are. That's silly.
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What promotion does CM Punk wrestler for?
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Wow, horrible preposition use in that last post. I am so sorry.
For what promotion does CM Punk wrestle? |
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BAY BAY
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This is about as funny as AIDS
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BAY BAY
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So while I chow down on a big old AIDSburger, I give this 7/10
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congratulations on making a completely fucking retarded post. By your definition, everybody that posts on the internet has to support who the internet consensus supports. And for the record, CM Punk the WWE version is nothing whatsoever like CM Punk the ROH version, the same way Danielson, Bourne and co aren't the same, they never would have come close to the levels of success they have by maintaining that "style". Get a fucking clue and an opinion of your own, you are talking out of your arse.
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I want to see awesome displays of artistic combat
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And I thought everyone here hated TNA
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I need to be made Mod of this thread so I can get rid of non-workrate discussion
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This brings me to my next question:
Can you have Honor without Respect? Or do those two generally go hand in hand? |
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Honor in one self or honor in another.
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And now, my two favourite "comebacks" that ROH fans make when you make fun of them.
1. "Well the WWE is for kids". Lol, it's two men fake fighting. What's so different about it? That ROH does it with respect and honor? 2. "I bet you wouldn't say that to Eddie Edwards face". I've heard this one numerous times and I have yet to figure out how to respond to this, as it never has anything to do with what I said in the first place. |
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"ROH is full of vanilla midgets"
"Well I bet you wouldn't say that to Rodrick Strong's face" WTF is that? |
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I probably wouldn't tell Ezekiel Jackson that his show is lame and for kids to his face either.
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I'll challenge him to a bout of Artistic Combat.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Gertner is this thread going to be a super serious thread of great success? BC pro rasslin is the awesome
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Narc stole my star
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Davey Richards has less moves than Cena, no fucking bullshit either.
Boring, shitty promotion that'll hopefully die out soon. |
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They're eating the dogs..
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I like the ROH because it is like the Cosby Sweater of Pro rasslin'.
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Man, this thread is amazing.
truly. fucking. AMAZING. yeah. |
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Good to see ROH sprung for a new iPhone to shoot their TV taping last night.
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They're eating the dogs..
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It was only a 3GS though. ROH is still super cool though. I like it when they do stuff. Like moves and shit. It's great.
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