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Snow Mexican
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The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
I saw the "Favorite Movie" thread... So I figured why not ask which movies you guys saw that you just despised.
If this has already been a thread, well... then it will be one again I suppose! I'll start. Running With Scissors - I guess it didn't help it was a large group of us youngins crammed into a tiny apartment watching on a Friday night or something... but what the fuck. I can watch/handle a lot of movies, but this one to this day we still joke about among that group who saw. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby has the distinction of being the only movie I have ever willingly turned off and stopped watching after I have sat down with the intent to watch it.
Don't think that counts since I haven't seen the whole thing... and it probably wasn't as bad as some movies I stuck out and watched all of. Will have to think. |
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Last of a Dying Forum
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The Room /thread
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ELF ANGEL
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Cloverfield, only movie where I ever fell asleep in the theatre and had to ask someone what happened on the way out after telling them I fell asleep. They did too. We both asked a third person who described what sounded like an incredibly shitty movie.
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ELF ANGEL
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They're eating the dogs..
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Two movies come to mind. I hated The Village and Paranormal activity was so boring.
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the low Art Gloominati
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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it's not
anyway probably Birdemic |
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ELF ANGEL
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I still wonder how they spend 6,000,000 on that movie. You ever see the rifftrax of Birdemic? |
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Alive
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O.C. Babes & The Slasher Of Zombietown
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I've not seen the rifftrax
the How Did This Get Made podcast on it is incredible though |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Champions starring Ken Shamrock.
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Out Of Step
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Joe Dirt & Night at the Roxbury(?) , watched Joe Dirt to the end because it had Christopher Walken and one of the twins from Sweet Valley High but wish i hadnt,the other one i lasted 10mins and took it back to the video store.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.
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quesque fuck?
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Talladega Nights?
Joe Dirt? Night at the Roxbury? Those are the worst movies you have ever seen? Talladega Nights is mint, the other two have a few good quotes but Talladega Nights is right mint. The Ring 2 was the worst movie I have ever seen. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Skull & Bones
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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#18 |
Alive
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![]() My friend and I host a small group every now and then. We vote on watching horrible movies with some rules (ex. requires a theater release.) This fucking abomination is by far the worst thing I have ever fucking seen. I could only handle about 40 minutes before I left. I had never left for any of the other movies of the group and this killed me. I can usually laugh at bad movies but this was just terrible. Not only was it terrible, apparently it was a financial disaster too. I could try to describe the plot but..I don't know. fuck this. |
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ELF ANGEL
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You can't teach that
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A Classic fucking comedy. Probably doesnt live up to Akira, or whatever shitty Anime I assume these guys watch. |
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You can't teach that
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And for my answer: Jeepers Creepers 2.
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Step Brothers.
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Fuck off Seth, Return to Oz is great.
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Queen of the Damned
Bought this movie as soon as it was out because I loved Interview With a Vampire and had read The Vampire Chronicles and loved them. Movie turned out to be the biggest pigfuck of an embarrassment to a book ever. Terrible acting had me cringing, and too many details were totally left out of the movie. The book was one of the most 'lore-filled' books of the series, with so much information and history on the origins of the vampires in the stories. To focus solely on the 'celebrity' status of Lestat was a shamble and the movie was created solely to make money with no respect to the original content. They couldn't even get his hair color right for fucks sake. Absolutely zero effort put into the making of the movie, and it likely only made money due to the death of Aaliyah. Even the author of the books later stated that she hated the movie and that nothing in it appealed to her. |
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quesque fuck?
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Zeeboe is so bad at everything in life ever.
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You can't teach that
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Lousy Smarch weather
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Pink Flamingos
I dunno. I'm usually all for things that cross lines but this movie... just too much. I sat through it once and will never, ever do so again. However, I encourage those of you who have not seen this to sit and watch it just once. It's pretty fucked and I'd love to see some of your reactions. |
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Borat.
I didnt laugh once, and forced myself to sit through the whole thing, hoping there would be something redeeming. |
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Spammy Certified
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"The Whole Ten Yards" trumps everything as the worst movie ever.
Paranormal Activity 3 was also very shitty. |
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Over Like Rover
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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To be fair I haven't seen it in years, but when I was a kid I always preferred it to Wizard of Oz.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Son of the Mask was pretty awful. Dunno if I'd consider it 'the worst' but it was the first one I could think of.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Freddy Got Fingered.
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Out Of Step
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Freddy got fingered was comedy gold
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#38 |
You can't teach that
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Out Of Step
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I just couldnt get into Joe Dirt at all, did i miss something?
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Black Sheep Jew
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Adam Sandler Going Overboard OR In The Name of the King with Jason Stratham. 2 of the worst movies ever made.
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