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Jeff Hardy Involved In Lita Pregnancy Angle?; More
Paul Heyman is the main man behind trying to get Chris Candido a spot on Smackdown! as a part of the Cruiserweight division. Nothing has been signed yet.
WWE trainer Fit Finlay has been working closely with Gail Kim in recent weeks. Fit has been in charge of putting together all the women's matches as of late. There's a slight buzz that Jeff Hardy may be involved in the current Lita pregnancy angle. There had been talks several weeks ago but the word we were getting was that Jeff wasn't being very negotiable and didn't think he needed to attend a drug rehab. We'll keep you posted. http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/in...lines/89783836 Xbox live gamer tag Joey Radd If you dont like me...there must be something wrong with you. ![]() ![]() Quote:
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Triple A's a bitch
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LMAO at Jeff/Lita baby.
Covered in green paint, hair dye, goo-goo-goo-burp.......spontaneous moonsault out of the cot! LOL |
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dirty irani
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It would be like the pregnancy in V.
One baby comes out normal, the next comes out green with a spliff. |
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There has been talk of adding Jeff Hardy to the Lita storyline? Is that carny for "someone emailed Dave Meltzer that idea last wee and it's being stolen now"?
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Ummm...What about the Kane/rape angle they set up?
What if Jeff and Kane both banged her at the same time?!?! That's hot |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Regardless, the best thing that came from this whole Lita/Kane/Matt triangle is when Kane's head popped on the Tron and he went
"Maaaaaaaaaaattttt....." and "Liiiiiiiitaaaaa...." |
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and yet....
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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I don't know who would be uglier; a Lita/Jeff baby or a Lita/Kane baby.
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Okay, so if we combined all the jokes on this angle so far, the baby will be a half slimy, half burnt, drugged out, high flying, thong-wearing, mask-sporting, long, greasy haired, move-botching hand that can only do a hurricanrana.
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HEY!
Look at it this way Jeff Hardy > useless hosses like JBL, Heidnereichaschetchegph, tomko |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Quit talking to yourself JL
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Lita botched getting pregnant and now Jeff is carrying the Kane baby.
SWERVE. |
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Lita has triplets...
Lita, Lita, any babies? Yes sirs, yes sirs, three of them. One is a psycho, one snorts coke. The other one is Version Two-uhhhhhhhhhhh Lita, Lita, any babies Yes sirs, yes sirs three of them. *fade out* |
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Yes, allow me to sum up the first post in this thread.
Paul Haymen wants Candido to work for WWE. Nothing has happened yet because Bradshaw is taking up too much time on SmackDown. Fit still works with the female wrestlers. Nothing new. Jeff Hardy is still unemployed, so look forward to Kane's kid or a freaking hand. Jeff Hardy's chances of getting a contact with WWE anytime soon are as dim as me winning CoTM. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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And now, JR’s views on Jeff Hardy being the dad.
Bah Gawd! Lita’s baby LITERALLY snorted a 2 foot line of crack while falling off the top rope trying to look cool! INALLMYYEARSTHECARNAGEOFBADBBQSAUCESTORYLINESKATIEVICKBASTARDKANEWITHTHESTONECOLDSALUTESTUNNERNOSELL ! |
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*Kane eats Jeff*
*Five minutes later, Kane is staring at his hands* Kane: Woah. that hippy's really starting to kick in. |
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Nah........
You've all got it wrong. Lita will deliver Kane's baby at Summerslam, in the middle of the ring, after botching a DDT, and the baby will be none other than Jeff Hardy! |
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Seriously that is exactly what I was thinking. Jeff being the father makes perfect sence if they want to bring him back
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This whole story line is like a bad B-Movie even without Jeff. With Jeff I think it falls down into the C-movie class.
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lol
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Hey,thats from Futurama ![]() After the aliens says that he says somthing like "Woah,my hands can touch anything but themselves." then starts feeling his cape and then gets dragged away by his wife. |
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lol
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I said that about 38 minutes ago.Anyways,I love futurama.
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Chill out, dickwad.
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If Jeff comes back and is involved in this angle, I see nothing but bad things in Matt's future. He'll end up jobbing to Jeff.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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