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Old 12-03-2004, 02:42 AM   #1
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:01 AM   #2
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Because it had to happen....


The candidates for Sean Waltman's next sex tape lined up.
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:39 AM   #3
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RVD: I know I get high, but this is ridiculoussssss- *SPLAT*


Batista: SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR IDEA!


The new Eddie-Basham ladder was a huge hit.


Puder: Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it...


JBL's Nasty Boy pit drop worked pretty well, until it killed Orlando, then he was screwed.


(JBL Shoots)
JBL: That's the WWE logo bitch! And when you're in MY WWE ring, you can do NOTHING you big evil piece of shit! I WILL BURY YOU, BIATCH!
(After Armageddon)
Taker: You messed with the wrong guy, John... Now you get a taste of your own medicine.
Bradshaw: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! I WON'T BURY YOU! NOW GET THAT PINEAPPLE OUT OF MY ASS!


RVD trips off the top rope.
Stevie:


WWE's Queer Guy for the Queer Guy was pretty much over with the fans.


Hardcore: AND THAT'S FOR EATING THE LAST JELLY DONUT!


Seconds later, Booker's belly button ate Eddie in a surprise turn of events.


Ref (Looking and the tron): BOOBIES! *Wave* I SEE ME WITH BOOBIES!


Luther: DOWN, BITCH, DOWN!


Big Show: Think unsexy thoughts... Thinking unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts...


JBL: YOU'RE HAIR'S ON FIRE! HERE! LET ME STOMP IT OUT!


JBL: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!
Belty: ........ Please stop humping me...


JBL: Okay guys, move over! He's gonna b*BEEP*ow me!
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:52 PM   #5
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Because it had to happen....


The candidates for Sean Waltman's next sex tape lined up.
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:23 PM   #7
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Eddie: I'm sorry I had to break it to you like this....
Booker: But if he's not real then who left the puppy under the tree last year?



You'd react the same way if you smelled a fart who had paid its dues...



JBL: HA! You dumb sumbitch! Now you know why you can't wear roller skates in an ice rink don't you?
Taker: I still don't understand why RVD doesn't fall off his surfboard...


Jericho: You think your shadow-puppet dog is pretty cool, huh? Check out this flock of birds!
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:31 PM   #8
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RVD (as he's falling quickly): Theydon'thaveanyBudLightupthere! Doyouwantanything elseI'mupher-- **FLATTENED!!**


Booker T botches Hands Across America.


After this picture, the three "ladies" were seen coming out of a hotel room from someone identified as "unter earst elmsely."


JBL's face turn failed as he tried to show it as he placed an armbar.. on himself.


JBL: If you were a woman, I'd slugg ya!
OR
JBL: Get a job, yaaaa drrunk! *hiccup!*


RVD: Come with me.. to Neverland!!
Kenzo: Dizamn, negro. You on de wacky tobacco. But, OK!


TO (looking at the three): The hell with the game, I'm going to therapy NOW.


Holly: YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR TAXES!


Booker T, after Eddie told him the ending of "Old Yeller."


Ref: I still think that's a dude in that scene with the other. See, there's the apple.
Jackie: Is this one of those National Geographic tapes or is it "One Night in Chyna" ?
Ref: I don't even know anymore...


Luther: stuck.....oil...oiilll.. rire there..
Joy: Um... math? .... **runs away slowly**


JBL (singing): It's SpringTime for Hitler and Germ-- **KICKS** SHIT!
Taker: ..didn't know.. you were... praticing.. **DEATH RATTLE**
Cole: ...um, Undertaker counters the boot with a headbutt!! WOW!


JBL: omg! Are you ok, Mark?
Taker: .............
JBL: Mark?
Taker: ..........
JBL: Mark? ..If I give this title and the Seinfield DVD set, then will you get up?
Taker: ......................... can't talk, 'selling'.


Bashams (while bashing Taker): You.. will.. watch.. Bradshaw... Macarena.. like it... or... .... .. not.. STUFF!

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RVD: COSGROVE, SAVE ME! I'M FALLING! SAVE ME, COSGROVE, SAVE ME! ...... OK, NEVER MIND! *splat*

Hell, I'll even give a rep for the reference...
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:45 PM   #10
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:25 PM   #11
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RVD is the first to test out the new wire-flying systems for WWE's first superhero movie.



Unfortunately, WWE had to cut costs by the time it was Eddie's turn.



Don't knock on Booker T. You'd have passed out too if you had to stand around the Bashams with their pits in the air.



WWE's second attempt at the Diva Search wasn't quite as glamorous as the first.



JBL just hopes he can get this over with quick before anyone notices he's not really the Rock.



Taker was shocked and apalled by the horrible things JBL was saying to that poor turnbuckle.



RVD: Oh, Jesus look out! The wires broke!!!



Apparently the boy in the Metallica T-Shirt had an entirely different opinion as to what "Ride the Lightning" meant.



Holly: Take THAT, John Wilkes Booth! How dare you kill the President!



Booker: My contacts fell out! I can't see a thing, Kurt!
Eddie: ....



Good to see Steven Tyler is in the mood for the Holidays....and got a boob job.



"Okay, NM hasn't watched Smackdown in months. So who the hell are we again?"



This poor girl had no idea that when Big Show says he wants to eat you, he's not talking about pleasuring anyone.



Oh yeah, Orlando thought it would be really funny to put that banana peel in the ring. Now look what happened.



JBL: Taker? Oh come on! I'm not THAT boring!
Taker: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:40 PM   #12
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RVD's "Sting's Crow" gimmick ends in tragedy.



Doug: I
Danny: Love
Orlando: Your
JBL: EARLOBES!
Doug: I
Danny: Tug
Orlando: Your
JBL: Professor!



Eddie: Guys, are you sure this is how we play Londen Bridges Fallin Down?



Up next on VH1, the timeline of Micheal Jackson.



JBL: *Pointing finger in Taker's face* I came into this world as a muppet! Look into these eyes, you'll see that they are COOGLY!
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And the year's most embarassing moment went to RVD when, during a dramatic leap from the rafters, his tights got stuck in the trusses.


The whole goose-stepping gimmick got out of hand when JBL introduced his new "Skinhead" faction.


Th Bashams help unhook Eddie from the rapelling cable during Year's Most Embarassing Moment #2.


Miz: "Alright, Justice, I know we're dressed up as saucy tarts and all, but next time you put your hand on my ass, I'll kill you."


He may be the world's most unworthy WWE champ, but no one did a Russian Dance better than JBL.


As JBL's promo entered the third hour, Mark Calloway decided to rest his eyes for a second.


RVD: "So, you see... no wires!"
Kenzo: "Whoa!"


God, I knew O-Town was gay, but...


Al Snow wowed the crowd with his "Little Richard" impersonation.


Eddie: "No, seriously man... those chicks we saw earlier on stage, they were men, esse."
Booker: "Oh.... Oh, God. .... OH, GOD...."


Even Referee Nick Patrick was stunned when Mrs. Claus reacted with cat-like reflexes.


Joy had no idea what to do after Luther fell asleep in the middle of his own promo.
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Nick Patrick: That's a great pose, but you forgot to move your top to the side a bit.
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I've been busy over the past week. Sorry for the tardiness, but I think I've regained some creativity. Comments appreciated as always.


It was an unfortunate first scalping incident in over 200 years when RVD's hair accidentally got caught in the scaffolding.


It was a raucous celebration, but Wayne Brady couldn't help but think he'd be the next guy that the Alabama Chain Gang would turn on.


Sometimes, just to have fun, the Bashams would toss random Latinos up agains the glass ceiling and giggle at the resulting THUMP.


Somehow, the New Godfather's Hos wasn't as much of a hit as the first.


Hilarity ensues when JBL slips on a banana and gets hit by a cup of beer at the same time.


JBL: "And you're not taking my belt and that's FINAL! And you remember that, Mr. Top Turnbuckle!!!"
Taker: "You got into RVD's stash too?"


Kenzo takes the lead in the first-ever Rob-Tossing Championships.


So these are the clowns that decide the BCS.


Nothing was more devastating than Hardcore's patented Curvefart.


Eddie & Booker: "You actually watched the One Night in China trailer???"


Santa's daughter was noticeably pissed when the Easter Bunny took out her dad.


Luther: "And that's why I'm going to beat--"
Ref: "By George, I have hands too!!!"
Luther: "Dammit, not now!"


Big Show grinningly re-enacts his own "Melissa incident."
(rep for the reference)


Taker was never a vocal protester of JBL's goose stepping... until now.


*after JBL clocks Taker in the head*
JBL: "And that's for stealing all my clothes and underwear!!!"


One Night in Taker was no better than any of its predecessors.
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