SMACKDOWN! Captions: 12/09/04 !

[Gone Mad]

Hey yo! Here are your captions, now make with the funny!

Haas never saw that vase coming...

Hiroko: RANDOM PAC-MAN... no, wait.. that's just heartburn... OWW!

Rey: Hey, I think we won..
RVD: Yup... hey, where are we...hehe?..
Rey: You're fucked up, man... like ...yeah..
RVD: ... YYYeahh.. cuz we smoked pot, shit! **looks at belt* What the hell is this?!

Why the Bashems decided to spontaniously decided to take Taker's temperature the hard way.. well, I don't think anyone wants to know..

Funaki loved hugging Herman the Human Carpet!

Ref: Get off my plane!
Carlito: Um, what?!
Jesus: Hey, look.. I'm eating Carlito's head!

Eddie: If I could move my hand like this, I would never leave the house.. hey! I can! ...Now if you excuse me.. TAXI!

Big Show: Oh, god.. that's Chyna's ass!
Luther: AHHHHH!!!! Now it's X-Pac's!!!! AHHHH!!!
Jindrak: For the love of Foley, rewind it! ..I mean, turn it off.. yeah ...

Angle: METAL KIT-KAT BAR ATTACK!!
JR: BAWGAWD! BREAKMEOFFAPIECEOFTHATNeARLYTORNINHALF!!
Cole: Leave already! Damn it!

Bradshaw: **whisperwhisper..HOMO (points at Taker)..whisperwhisper**
Undertaker: ...

Taker (pulls up Bradshaw): You're not Paris Hilton...
JBL: ... that's the end of my push, isn't it?