The other No Way Out predictions thread

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Before I start this, I want to lay down the rules:

1: Anyone can make predictions here, including those who are in the Tipsters league, haven't been here for long, or don't even care about Smackdown (most of you)

2: If you actually care about Smackdown, you can make your predictions here too, but if I find out I'll probably make fun of you behind your back...

3: Points will be rewarded in the following manner. 10 points will be given for the correct winner of the match. 5 points will be given for correctly identifying whether the match will end in the following: CLEAN, SUBMISSION, CHEATING, INTERFERANCE, or DQ. Again, you can say more about the finish to show off, but I'll only award a maximum of 5 points. I don't think there are any ultra-gimmicky matches, so I'll just leave it at that.


Now, on to the matches.



JBL vs. Big Show in a Steel cage with really sharp, pointy wires that are surely going to cut somebody, or at least appear to be quite threatening atop the cage for 90% of the match.



Taker vs. The murderous, unstoppable monster that shits his pants when he sees old, washed up guys' belt buckles. (Oh yeah...I went there!)



Kurt Angle vs. John Cena in a match of some sort that will pretty much tell you the winner of the main event before it happens....or so I hear.



Bashams or Burritos?



A really good match that I'm guessing will only last for a maximum of 5 minutes....[/sad reality] For those of you who don't recognise the guys above (and how could you with all of the TV time they get....) they're Funaki, Paul London, Shannon Moore, Chavo Guerrero, Spike Dudley, and Akio.
***A bonus five points will be awarded for guessing the final two.***



Crappy filler that will probably fill a half hour. [/sad reality]
Honestly, I still have to decide if I'm gonna count this. Go ahead and guess anyway. Joy, Michelle, Rochelle, Lauren, and a large ball of naval lint. No finish required for this one.