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Dave Chappelle is the man
Ya heard?
Post quotes in here. |
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From Blue Streak: "I rip your lips off ... and kiss my ass with 'em. I rip your tongue out ... and lick my balls with it."
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Sexy
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"IM RICH BIATCH!!!!!"
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Clutch Poster
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tiger woods just lost all his endorsements!
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mmm mmm bitch!
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Shocker
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Goooooo baaack to yourrr cooouuntryyy. IIIIII caaan't understaaaaand yooou. WHITE POWER!
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"The so-called 'Beautiful'. Why don't you tap your heels together three times and go back to Africa."
The Player Hater's Ball was gold. |
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mmm mmm bitch!
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#9 |
mmm mmm bitch!
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Tyrone "the crackhead" Bigums lines:
We all know we can sneak into our mamma's room when she's sleeping, take 5, 10, maybe 20 dollars from her purse, run on down to 3rd steet, catch the D bus downtown, and meet a Latin American fellow named Martinez, we know that! And we know Martinez's shit is the bomb! YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE, DO YOU? IT TAKES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS...DELICIOUS! |
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yo
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Dave, as Tiger woods in the racial draft "Ive always wanted to say this, Fo shizzle"
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It's ironic that you chose to talk about my fur coat. For it was made from your mother's pubic hair.
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Sexy
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Dave: "HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFU>CKA!?!"
White Guy: "Could you please stop yelling in my face?" Dave: "NO I CANT, "CUZ DIS IS HOW I TALK!!!!!!!" ![]() MMMM MMMM, BITCH! ![]() |
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#13 |
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Nurse, could you come in here for a minute. Billy is getting his ass whopped in some Street Hoops, I need a witness.
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yo
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On his history. (set in the 1500's in Africa) "The cheif ****ed up...Hey look, its a boat, hold up ill go see what they want", Then it shows a bunch of black people on a boat and dave goes "Man, I ****ed up"
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#15 |
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LOL Yeah
"Yeah look, a boat with some white people. I'm gonna go see what they want." |
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LMAO Tonite's episode was gold.
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#17 |
yo
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LMAO At the niggars.
"Niggar Please" LMAO! |
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She's got a date with a Niggar boy.
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"Oh, you must be the Wetbacks."
"No, we're the Sanchez's. We hate being called wetbacks. . . . I'm kidding, we're the Wetbacks." |
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Luke 15:11-32
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LoL @ The Niggar family.
Mother: "Yeah, she's dating that Niggar boy from school." Father: "WHAT!?" |
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continental drift
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I'm Niggar rich.
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Girl: "Negrodamus, how does President Bush know that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction?"
Negrodamus: "Because, he has the receipt." ![]() |
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"I know how you niggars forget to pay bills"
"he's one lazy nigga" "whats up with these gloves? OJ or somethin?" |
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The entire WacArthur's skit was gold.
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Calvin: "Hey ladies"
Girl: "Ew, nigga you smell like french fries." |
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Shocker
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The racial draft.
Also, "So now that I'm rich, I think I'm gonna invest my money back into the community....HAHAHAHAHA YEH RIGHT BIATCH!" |
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Shocker
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The putting your dick in popcorn trick.
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Resident drug enabler
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LMAO @ Black Gallagher.
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LOL just saw the Niggar family skit.
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shut the FUCK UP, Donnie
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"Oh!!...we kidnapped a turd." - Screwed
"WHAT THE ****!?" - Undercover Brother "You have smoked yourself retarted" - Half Baked |
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