JamesSteele's Top 5: Reasons To Watch WrestleMania 22

[James Steele]

JamesSteele's Top 5...


Reasons To Watch

5.
No Holds Barred... : naughty :
Vince McMahon and HBK have had a history of screwing people over in the past, but at WrestleMania they will try and screw each other. The question is, who is going to "do the job"?





4.
SODOMY ISN'T JUST FOR JBL ANYMORE
OH MY GOD! will echo through TVs as Joey Styles will surely call play-by-play as Carlito does it like WCW and "plays with the big boys". Hoss Rape- Dat's Not Cool.





3.
HLA GOES TO THE EXTREME!
Hot Lesbian Action. HLA. They have tried it before, but it was missing something. However at WrestleMania 22, the missing ingredient will be added when HLA goes HARDCORE.




2.
The World's Largest Broken Neck
Move over Kurt, there is going to be a new inductee into the "Broken Friggin' Neck" wing of the WWE Hall Of Fame.



1.

Triple H w/ a Spinner Belt
WrestleMania goes big time, and so does "The Game" with this Big Time Bling Championship Belt! I do honestly believe that words can not express how awesome it will be to see Triple H with a spinning championship belt. I can see him doing "the NEW spit spot" the next night on RAW. Triple H comes out with 10 hot torrid naked women and right before he spits, the naked women spin his belt.