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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Why is there heat on Nitro/Melina for being a couple anyway?
That seems retarded.
Nitro needs to be pushed. He is greatness. And, Melina, oh my god. She is the best female heel ever. It's like she's been practicing her whole life being a bitch. ![]() |
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He's Here
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Didn't hear of any heat.
But I'm sure Triple H and Stephanie have a lot to do with starting it. ![]() |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wrestling is teh gay.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Boss
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Nitro/Melina, Punk/Maria, RVD/Weed....I'm telling you getting into a commited relationship if you're a wrestler isn't a good idea.
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Weed is such a skank.
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Yeah, Weed cheated on RVD with Jeff Hardy, Sabu, Grandmaster Sexay... The list goes on and on.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah, weed's been passed around like Lita at a whorehouse.
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Boss
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Hey, she gotta do what she gotta do. Her pimp is Jack Roberts, and we all know he is gonna get his one way or another.
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So the news reports said, of course. *shrug* |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Of course, this probably breaks down to "kissing in front of the faggots backstage once," Much like Punk.
However, with reported attitudes even before they were a legit couple... |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I think it went a little something like this.....
*Ric Flair, Nitro, and Melina are backstage* Ric Flair: So, how about a threesome? WOOOO!!!! Melina: No! Nitro: That's work place sexuall harassment, and we don't have to take it! *Nitro and Melina leave, Ric Flair then pulls out a cell phone* Ric Flair: Hey Hunter, it's me, The Naich.... Nitro just told me his favorite match was you vs The Warrior. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I figure it is because they are a younger, hipper Edge and Lita, with 1000 less STDs.
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Get a poke on
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Maybe it's because they want to keep them together on screen longtime, and with a relationship you run the high risk of a breakup and having to split them up and go back on plans.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Who's Jack Roberts?
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Ah. Jack "The Snack" Roberts.
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So fucking sexy.
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Nitro is gay. Melina is being hoarded as a defense to said truth. Straighties want Melina, thus resulting in Straighty vs. Nitro heat.
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yes. yes. yes.
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HHH:- There's-uhhhh only room for ONE DAMN COUPLE IN THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!
HBK:- And that's me and Triple H, bitches. Mow Nitro down in the street locker-room monkey's, kill that chiselled physique ambiguously gay metro-sexual. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Come on, that colour is used by many masculine folks. You know, Prince, Freddie Mercury, Richard Simmons...
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So fucking sexy.
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First of all, I write "gay" in magenta, not pink. Secondly, I only did it to highlight my point, not to call names. In fact, I'm probably gayer than The One, but only because I'm public democratic whereas I'm pretty sure he claims to be Republican -- as if "Republican Gay" wasn't an oxymoron.
Besides, this ain't no fairy color -- this is Dark Orchid, otherwise known as 'Manly Purple'. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah, but those were offhand cracks. There was no real depth of character generated to believe it.
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