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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Dumbest name in "major label" wrestling today.
I don't give a shit how gay the guys wrestling in your neighbor's back yard are, or in some fed that only 6 people watch. So no Mickey Mouse leagues. Hell, I barely count TNA.
I've gotta say Samoa Joe. Samoa...Joe? That makes "Brother Runt" look creative. I'd say Shark Boy, but he's not supposed to be taken seriously. You know, like Cruiserweights and Cena's opponents. “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I still think that "Too Cold Scorpio" and "CM Punk" are the stupidest wrestler names I've ever heard.
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CM Punk Is gay
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The Great Khali.
Hornswoggle(sp?). Just to name a couple. |
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Hardcore Holly.
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Hornswoggle wouldn't be such a bad name if it hadn't replaced the perfect "Little Bastard."
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Micheal Cole
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It's a blood match!
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I really like Samoa Joe, 2 Cold Scoprio, and CM Punk's names. I perfer Dalip Singh to The Great Khali but the worst wrestling name ever has to be Brutus The Barber Beefcake, What the fuck is a hair stylist wrestling for?
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It's a blood match!
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"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles.
What the hell's so "phenomenal" about him?
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Also the Ultimate Warrior is a really stupid name too
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Samoa Joe
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Any wrestler who uses a name that does'nt sound realalistic. Rhyno, Sting, The Undertaker, X-pac, and as much as I like him, Edge. I realize wrestling is on some levels not supposed to be realalistic, but I think it would help the legitimacy of it as a sport if more wrestlers went by more real sounding names.
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"The Great" Kahli. He's not great at all.
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Originally I didn't like the name "Samoe Joe," either, but since then it has grown on me, especially when you actually think about it.
The name could be a tribute to Samoan Joe, who was a babyface wrestler in New Zealand and Australia. Plus the name was used for a restaurant in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels," wasn't it? It is much better than a lot of names out there today. |
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(Note, if you haven't seen lock, stock, that's probably lost on you) |
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I was about to call bullshit until I looked at OWW, Alienoid. I can't believe there was actually a Samoan Joe. I don't think it's a tribute though.
As for my pick of worst name, there's a few, but I'll have to go with A-Train. |
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Great - Unusually or comparatively large in size or dimensions.
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The Great Khali is pretty bad.
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Uh, New Jack.
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Diesel wasn't a gimmick. It was a nickname given to him after Chilli Night at Titan Towers.
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Edge.
Seriously, what the fuck? |
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RIP SABU
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Umaga is a terrible ring name, and I also hate how “Black Machismo” sounds. Both are TERRIBLE ring names.
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As for the whole Diesel thing, they never actually said he drove a truck. But that he had the power of a diesel truck. Its in the commentary of one of my classic line DVDs. |
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Well just goes to show WWE's lack of continuity has always been there. And on top of that their magazines have always been known to just make up their own kayfabe stories, and then TV completely contradicts them. |
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At least Umaga fits the gimmick. If a savage was going around with the name "Jamal" it wouldn't make much sense.
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