New TNA Concept Match

[Mercury Bullet]

Okay, this scares me. They haven't been doing nearly as much ridiculous crap lately which has been a good thing. But it looks like it was too good to be true. Allegedly on Impact, where going to hear about some sort of new gimmick match to take place at the Victory Road PPV. Here is my idea that I posted in the news forum:

Originally Posted by Mercury Bullet 23-Man, Under The Bottom Rope Battle Royale. When it's down to the final 5 it becomes a tables match. The final 3 it becomes a ladder match where the goal is to hang as many random objects from around ringside as you possibly can in 7 minutes. Whoever hangs the most random objects moves on to the main event where they face Kurt Angle in a All Holds Barred Street Fight where the objective is to will your opponent into defeat.

Okay, seriously I have no idea what this might be but I thought we could go ahead and maybe through out some real guesses and some comical ones. Though you never know if your comical guess is going to turn out real when the "Bat Swingin' Fool" Vince Russo is around.