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...IN HD!!!!
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Bret screwed...Gail?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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lol
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Stickman
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atta boy!
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Tongue my Fartbox
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He did, he was behind me in the queue.
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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I'm calling BS. Unless that marriage with Basham was a real short one and news fell through the cracks sometime ago.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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BRET HART..IS THE HITMAN...FIRST HE HIT SUNNY WHEN SHE WAS HOT, NOW GAIL..I HOPE HE BANGED TRISH TOO.
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Over Like Rover
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YEAH..GO BRETS "HITMAN"!!
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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His breath smells like sweet and sour sauce now
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Part time poster
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That was so wrong.
But I laughed. |
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Another reason why he is the best there is, was and ever will be.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Shawn Michaels would have fucked her first if it was the 1990s.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Gail: I love you, Bret.
Bret: *cries* You're the love of my life Gail. *HBK walks by* Gail: OOOHHHH SHAWN! *Gail runs to HBK* Bret: But but what aboot me? Why are you gonna to the boy toy? HBK: Bret, I screwed you once, now I'm gonna screw your girl! Bret:
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Hockey Superstar
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Have you read Bret's biography? On that front, he almost look like a bigger jerk than Michaels. And I say "almost" because I haven't read Michaels'.
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GO HABS GO!
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Fuck Bret is a legend. He can nab any chick he wants, seemingly.
Kapoutman, just always remember this: Bret screws girls, HBK screws guys. |
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Get a poke on
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Zen v.W.o
Do you have some sort of notification service for when a Bret Hart thread comes up, or do you surf the boards and only post in them? |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Fucking hell. There is no way someone as old as Bret can get someone as hot as Gail. No fucking way.
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He's Here
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![]() I think relative to age/hotness this still works. |
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Spliff & A Brew
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Bret as GM would be great.
Last edited by Fabien Barthez; 09-13-2008 at 08:06 AM. |
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yes. yes. yes.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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RAPTURE READY.
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Bret has yellow feeeevvvaaaaa
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Bret screwed Doug Basham. That's all there is to this.
Seriously, though, anyone who bangs Gail Kim is immediately more man than Xero Limit. |
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He's Here
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Wow, a manly joke. Are you going to insult my mother and tell me I have an ugly face next?
Someone who's a standup comedian must have some originality in their arsenal. If you have to result to that, it's time to hang up the mic and start flipping burgers. And for the record, I love how you've become what you've been so against. You can't fight fire with an empty water pistol. |
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Get a poke on
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That's so funny I forgot to laugh!
Noid's a poopoo head. Furthermore, his mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. |
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That's Not My Name
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My name is Shawn Michaels. I always loved wrestling. Through my career I partied a lot but everything everybody ever said I did wrong, I really didn't. I am pretty much innocent on all charges. I love God. The end. |
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Part time poster
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Seriously, I'm just curious to how you came to that conclusion on reading his book. It's the most honest thing anyone in wrestling is ever gonna put out.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Also, I treated you as a heckler. You respond to hecklers the way you do a drunk jackass. Mainly because they are the same thing. See, Xero, you may consider yourself an entity worthy of great thought and wit, but to me you're just a jackass not worth something as classy as a joke about your mother. Besides, I wouldn't joke about that woman. She is amazing in bed. It's good to see that the irony that I am stooping to your pitiful level of college-level sophomoric attempts at humour was not completely lost on you, although you seemed to miss the obvious -- that I did it intentionally. I've not become what I loathe, rather I have made peace with the decision to mock it through imitation. You overrate the allure and strength of your persona. Last edited by Mr. Nerfect; 09-18-2008 at 11:47 AM. |
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By the way, Jeri, I love you, but please don't make fun of my mother's paralysis because of her cordless phone injury.
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And I retract and adjust my original statement. Anyone that bangs a woman is immediately more man than Xero.
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That's Not My Name
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By the way, since I wrote my post, my Bret Hart book has arrived. It was better than Shawn Michaels' book before I was even a quarter of the way through. Over halfway through now, and it's a tremendous read. To me, it's on a level with Foley's book (both good in different ways) and a shade above Jericho's.
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