Wrestling Jokes from the other website

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From: www.nodq.com

http://nodq.com/features/244356368.shtml Q: Why can't Jamie Noble play on the swings? A: Because he needs a push. Q: Why did Vince go to Heaven? A: Because he had no chance in hell. Q: Why did Chris Jericho cross the road? A: To get to the other side....so he can punch an annoying fan Q: What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet was landing? A: Here comes the PLAAANNEEE! Q: Vince Russo, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trapped on a sinking ship. Who will be saved? A: The Pro Wrestling Industry! Q: Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why couldn't Kane light the fireplace? A: Because he loses all his matches. Q: Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class? A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

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