The Best Captions of 2006

**loopydate** · 01-20-2006, 05:18 PM

SmackDown! [1-13-2006] (Continued)

Vastardikai:

Kurt's mighty sneezes are known to clear entire rings...

Kurt: For the last time, I'm not Buddha. SO STOP RUBBING MY BELLY!

Kurt may be a wrestling god, but he just BOTCHED the Tarantula here...

The first ever "Booker T on a wire" Ladder Match ends tragically.

Boogie does his best Hacksaw impression.

The Fitz:

Little did Kurt Angle know that Rey Mysterio hit puberty and hit a tremendous growth spurt.

RAW [1-16-2006]

Vastardikai:

Hoping for a continued push, Kane offers a Sacrifice of a Charismatic youngster as a Roast Pig...

Xero Limit 126:

It's raining managers, hallelujah it's raning managers, amen!

Kane Knight:

Edge steals Juvi's "Rock-Gimmick-Stealing" Gimmick.

Vince: Now Edge, is it true you called Kurt a Doodoohead?
Edge:...Yes.
Vince: And Kurt, is it true you called his girlfriend a lopsided whore?
Kurt: She started it! She called me "Mr. Clean" And...
Vince: Don't make me put you all in the Time-Out Chamber!

"Shawn, I thank you for converting me to Christianity, and setting me on the path of God's love...But does your hand have to be on my DICK?"

That's right, Grampa...It's spankin' time!

"I'm a hobo? What the Hell does that mean?"

Carlito had never seen Kane this pissed. As he retreated, fighting against the inevitable death he was about to face, he wished he had never played "got your nose."

Never squeeze a pigeon.

Lock Jaw:

Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion.
Picard: Fire Photon torpedos.

RoadWarriorsLOD:

The WWE's new test for hernia's did'nt go over will with Shelton

And it definitly did'nt go over very well with Edge

wwe2222:

Eccentric NatureBoys love Edge's Nuts

Impact!:

The road to Wrestlemania is long and hard....

Don't forget to take a snack

SmackDown! [1-20-2006]

Funky Fly:

Trying to capitalize on America's fascination with "Dancing With The Stars", the WWE creates their own version.

Orlando summons all his might and hurls Randy Orton into the sun. That's what happens when you take his fucking cookies.

Kane Knight:

"God, Kurt, do you ever wash that mouthguard?"

"Let's see, I'm finally on top of the WWE again...What's the worst thing they could do to me?"

Mark: Count!
Ref: I think it only counts if you pin him against the mat.

"Oh shit man...When I said I was fine with you going bi, I didn't mean with us."

"Ulp. Negroes can't fly."

"Take that, Firefly!"

He was unbeatable as the Hulk, but once hee calmed down, Booker had no chance.

Benoit's "Force Choke" ability meeant never having to say "I'm sorry."

Worst. Poledance. Ever.

WWE classic Matches: Guile vs Butterbean

Xero Limit 126:

Booker: And God said...

Booker: ... LET THERE BE FUNK!

Ref: FIT! DON'T! DON'T!
*SPLAT*
Ref: *Shrugs*
Vince (in the back): DAMMIT! That's the third "Matt Hardy" we're going to have to replace. Why did I let Stephanie talk me into the "cannot die" gimmick?

darkpower:

God botches the apocalypse.

While the ref uses telekenisis to make Orlando botch every single move, Orton spots the shiniest quarter ever, and must get it right now!

Skippord:

News Reporter:And more pictures of the Abu Ghraib iraqi prisioner scandal have surfaced

Savior:

Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days

"The Cement shoe crew" was a big hit in New Jersy

Astrologists have recently found a big black man in the sky

Lock Jaw:

In the ultimate heel move, Booker T.... RAINS FREAKING FIRE ON THE FANS!

OJ: Man-Ass!! *dives*

Oh shit! Noob Saibot!

Impact!:

Ken Kennedy Challenges god to find a better T shirt

01-20-2006, 05:18 PM	#10
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	SmackDown! [1-13-2006] (Continued) Vastardikai: Kurt's mighty sneezes are known to clear entire rings... Kurt: For the last time, I'm not Buddha. SO STOP RUBBING MY BELLY! Kurt may be a wrestling god, but he just BOTCHED the Tarantula here... The first ever "Booker T on a wire" Ladder Match ends tragically. Boogie does his best Hacksaw impression. The Fitz: Little did Kurt Angle know that Rey Mysterio hit puberty and hit a tremendous growth spurt. RAW [1-16-2006] Vastardikai: Hoping for a continued push, Kane offers a Sacrifice of a Charismatic youngster as a Roast Pig... Xero Limit 126: It's raining managers, hallelujah it's raning managers, amen! Kane Knight: Edge steals Juvi's "Rock-Gimmick-Stealing" Gimmick. Vince: Now Edge, is it true you called Kurt a Doodoohead? Edge:...Yes. Vince: And Kurt, is it true you called his girlfriend a lopsided whore? Kurt: She started it! She called me "Mr. Clean" And... Vince: Don't make me put you all in the Time-Out Chamber! "Shawn, I thank you for converting me to Christianity, and setting me on the path of God's love...But does your hand have to be on my DICK?" That's right, Grampa...It's spankin' time! "I'm a hobo? What the Hell does that mean?" Carlito had never seen Kane this pissed. As he retreated, fighting against the inevitable death he was about to face, he wished he had never played "got your nose." Never squeeze a pigeon. Lock Jaw: Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion. Picard: Fire Photon torpedos. RoadWarriorsLOD: The WWE's new test for hernia's did'nt go over will with Shelton And it definitly did'nt go over very well with Edge wwe2222: Eccentric NatureBoys love Edge's Nuts Impact!: The road to Wrestlemania is long and hard.... Don't forget to take a snack SmackDown! [1-20-2006] Funky Fly: Trying to capitalize on America's fascination with "Dancing With The Stars", the WWE creates their own version. Orlando summons all his might and hurls Randy Orton into the sun. That's what happens when you take his fucking cookies. Kane Knight: "God, Kurt, do you ever wash that mouthguard?" "Let's see, I'm finally on top of the WWE again...What's the worst thing they could do to me?" Mark: Count! Ref: I think it only counts if you pin him against the mat. "Oh shit man...When I said I was fine with you going bi, I didn't mean with us." "Ulp. Negroes can't fly." "Take that, Firefly!" He was unbeatable as the Hulk, but once hee calmed down, Booker had no chance. Benoit's "Force Choke" ability meeant never having to say "I'm sorry." Worst. Poledance. Ever. WWE classic Matches: Guile vs Butterbean Xero Limit 126: Booker: And God said... Booker: ... LET THERE BE FUNK! Ref: FIT! DON'T! DON'T! SPLAT Ref: Shrugs Vince (in the back): DAMMIT! That's the third "Matt Hardy" we're going to have to replace. Why did I let Stephanie talk me into the "cannot die" gimmick? darkpower: God botches the apocalypse. While the ref uses telekenisis to make Orlando botch every single move, Orton spots the shiniest quarter ever, and must get it right now! Skippord: News Reporter:And more pictures of the Abu Ghraib iraqi prisioner scandal have surfaced Savior: Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days "The Cement shoe crew" was a big hit in New Jersy Astrologists have recently found a big black man in the sky Lock Jaw: In the ultimate heel move, Booker T.... RAINS FREAKING FIRE ON THE FANS! OJ: Man-Ass!! dives Oh shit! Noob Saibot! Impact!: Ken Kennedy Challenges god to find a better T shirt Last edited by loopydate; 01-27-2006 at 09:46 PM.