Salvaging John Cena

[Arnold HamNegger]

Well, I have an idea during Mania to save Cena as face, but it will never happen. Have Cena do a run in during the HBK/Vince match and absolutely destroy Vince. Then have Cena get on the mic and just lay into Vince and the WWE:

Cena promo- "I'm sick of this shit! You're gonna make millions off of me and this STUPID wigger gimmick, yet sell me out to your son in law in tonight's match? Fuck the writers, fuck the nepotism, fuck the politics and FUCK YOU VINCE! I'm gonna do things my way tonight and if you don't like it, fire me! Oh but that's right, you can't because my merchandise is a #1 seller. (Rips his shirt off and shoves it down Vince's throat.) HHH get your ass out here....RING THE FUCKING BELL!"

Cena would then put on the fight of his life in what would become an epic blood bath, but have him lose.




That, or just have him come out during Bret Hart's Hall of Fame induction and brutalize him on the mic for being a sell out. Then have him later retain the Title against HHH...thus sparking potentially one of the great heel turns/runs in WWE history.

Again, there's not a frozen cunt hair's chance in hell that either of these will happen....but a man can dream.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Originally Posted by Arnold HamNegger Well, I have an idea during Mania to save Cena as face, but it will never happen. Have Cena do a run in during the HBK/Vince match and absolutely destroy Vince. Then have Cena get on the mic and just lay into Vince and the WWE: Cena promo- "I'm sick of this shit! You're gonna make millions off of me and this STUPID wigger gimmick, yet sell me out to your son in law in tonight's match? Fuck the writers, fuck the nepotism, fuck the politics and FUCK YOU VINCE! I'm gonna do things my way tonight and if you don't like it, fire me! Oh but that's right, you can't because my merchandise is a #1 seller. (Rips his shirt off and shoves it down Vince's throat.) HHH get your ass out here....RING THE FUCKING BELL!" Cena would then put on the fight of his life in what would become an epic blood bath, but have him lose. That, or just have him come out during Bret Hart's Hall of Fame induction and brutalize him on the mic for being a sell out. Then have him later retain the Title against HHH...thus sparking potentially one of the great heel turns/runs in WWE history. Again, there's not a frozen cunt hair's chance in hell that either of these will happen....but a man can dream.

I would love to see Cena crash the Hall of Fame ceremony and just talk about how WrestleMania is his time, not the time of washed up "talent" like Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart & "The Freezer". Have Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, The Fridge and everyone else get in the face of Cena, but they all back down. You could even have Cena get in Rey's face and say "Hey Rey, you're not Eddie!", it would be awesome, but the WWE would never do it.

You could have JR make excuses for Cena, saying this is a tough part of his career. Cena then does wha you suggested. That promo might be a little out there, but having Cena shoot all over the Vince/Triple H relationship would be good. Have him talk about how he toned it down to sell more merchandise for Vinnie, and now he's been sold out by Vince and presented to his son. No, not Shane.

Cena then beats Triple H cleanly with the F-U. Cena then gets on the mic and calls out Rey Mysterio, apologising for his actions at the Hall of Fame ceremony. Rey Mysterio comes out, and Cena says he is sorry, and he knows Rey tries as hard as he can to be Eddie Guerrero. Cena says that if Rey lost the mask and grew a mullet and actually won a few matches he might be able to pull it off. Cena then says that Rey lost his original title shot because he was "cheated" out of it by Randy Orton. Cena can point out the irony of someone riding Eddie Guerrero's legacy and complaining about being cheated.

Rey Mysterio & John Cena brawl, which eventually gets out of hand. Chris Benoit comes out with Chavo Guerrero to beat-down Cena. They all hit their signature maneuvers on Cena. We then go straight to the Triple Threat.

It would get Cena heat, which is what I think they need to do if they turn him heel. Just turning him's going to get him cheered.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Originally Posted by Alienoid06 I would love to see Cena crash the Hall of Fame ceremony and just talk about how WrestleMania is his time, not the time of washed up "talent" like Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart & "The Freezer". Have Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, The Fridge and everyone else get in the face of Cena, but they all back down. You could even have Cena get in Rey's face and say "Hey Rey, you're not Eddie!", it would be awesome, but the WWE would never do it. You could have JR make excuses for Cena, saying this is a tough part of his career. Cena then does wha you suggested. That promo might be a little out there, but having Cena shoot all over the Vince/Triple H relationship would be good. Have him talk about how he toned it down to sell more merchandise for Vinnie, and now he's been sold out by Vince and presented to his son. No, not Shane. Cena then beats Triple H cleanly with the F-U. Cena then gets on the mic and calls out Rey Mysterio, apologising for his actions at the Hall of Fame ceremony. Rey Mysterio comes out, and Cena says he is sorry, and he knows Rey tries as hard as he can to be Eddie Guerrero. Cena says that if Rey lost the mask and grew a mullet and actually won a few matches he might be able to pull it off. Cena then says that Rey lost his original title shot because he was "cheated" out of it by Randy Orton. Cena can point out the irony of someone riding Eddie Guerrero's legacy and complaining about being cheated. Rey Mysterio & John Cena brawl, which eventually gets out of hand. Chris Benoit comes out with Chavo Guerrero to beat-down Cena. They all hit their signature maneuvers on Cena. We then go straight to the Triple Threat. It would get Cena heat, which is what I think they need to do if they turn him heel. Just turning him's going to get him cheered.

This sounds pretty damn good Alienoid!
In fact, it's so good that I can give a 100% guarantee that it'll never...EVER..happen (again).


A fantasy of mine, that is impossible now...(damn you WWE) was to have 3MW come out during the HBK/Vince match and totally destroy HBK.
Vince-"Shawn, your career has lasted about 3 minutes too long."

Then during the Cena/HHH match, have Vince and 3MW crash the ring and take out the ref. Everyone would obviously think that Cena was going to get jumped. Vince would stare Cena down....and they would slowly smile at each other as 3MW proceed to fuck HHH up. Once HHH is laying on the canvas beaten to a bloody pulp, Cena does the "you can't see me" and FU's HHH. Vince gets the ref back in the ring and Cena pins HHH for the win.

Vince would then cut a promo about how Cena is the future of the WWE and HHH is a has been. He would then rip on the fans and thank them for making him even richer by buying Cena's merchandise. Vince then says "You were right John, they were stupid enough to believe your act was REAL!"
Mania would go off the air with Vince hugging Cena and raising his hand with the belt.

BUT.....obviously this will remain a fantasy.