NWO captions.....

[Corkscrewed]

Now desperate and poor, the Coors Light twins were willing to do anything for a buck.


The match momentarily halted as all wrestlers' eyes were focused on Sean O'Haire, who had broken out of his cage and was killing the entire non-camera-side section.


Scotty: "But!!! I just wanted to compare yours and Rikishi's!!!"
Shaniqua: "Stupid... PERVERT!!"


Oh man, that was some #2.


Nidia was freaked out when Jamie suddenly started doing his Bill Clinton impression.


Jamie points out where his dignity went.


Jamie: "WHOA! He really DID take out the entire non-camera-side section!!! That's gonna be a mess for clean-up."


After this little incident, the WWE figured they should probably shut their Genetics Lab down.


Noble: "Dammit Nidia! When I'm talkin to you don't be listenin to the ocean!!!"


All the magic power of wizardry Brian possessed couldn't put the talent back in Farooq.


Unfortunately, Bradshaw thought Shelton was French.


Suddenly, Bill realized what was on his shirt...


The basic alphabet lessons turned violent when Brock mistook Goldberg's "A-B-C-O-L" to be "a-hole."


Goldberg's Jackhammer went straight to hell after Brock pantsed him mid-move.


Goldberg didn't react to gracefully to getting stripped.


If Rhyno held on to Bob forever, then when he got buried, he'd be taking Bob down with him! Muahahahahahaaa!!!


Both men stopped their match immediately when they noticed Cheech had suddenly turned into a puppet-on-strings.


Ref: "You're a homo!"
Chavo Sr.: "For the last time, I'm not Edward James Olmos!"
Ref: "I said 'homo,' not 'Olmos!'"
Jorge: "But I'm a poophead! Not a homo!"
Ref: *sigh*


The Guerresterio Gargoyles certainly were unique.


Why Cheech was now giving people shoulder massages was beyond Chavo.


To try to give his son the edge, Chavo Sr. resorted to hurling Goldusts at Rey to try to screw over the match.


Your winner and NEW Illegal Cruiserweight Immigrant Champion of the world....


Cena and Kurt were at a loss to explain to the fans how Big Show had fallen asleep standing up in his own match.


Sometimes, Big Show's 12 bean burrito lunches came in handy.


Tragedy struck when the lightning bolt Zeus aimed at Big Show missed and penetrated Angle's skull.


Kurt was getting those new Air Jordans no matter what!!


Kurt may be one of the toughest wrestlers in the biz, but one noogie from a Giant Cena and he'd give up faster than the French.


Hebner was exasperated. Neither wrestler was getting this stretching exercise right.


Hebner: "You gonna touch your toes now, BITCH???"
Brock: "Yes! Yes! Just don't hurt me anymore sir!"


Bill smiled. It was time to watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood now. Maybe today, they'd finally reveal how Prince Tuesday overcame his fear of public speaking!


In a move that further strengthened his heel status, Lesnar impaled himself into Eddie's stomach to suck out all the precious chocolate Guerrero had consumed over the years.


Eddie wisely used Lesnar's own leg to stop the glass ceiling from crashing down upon him in this moment where he was just about to win.


This win would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Eddie REALLY HAD TO GO!


Eddie celebrates his win by starting his new Latino Gangrel Gimmick.


The celebration was cut short when immigration autHHHorities came and forced Eddie to relinquish the "smuggled goods."

Crap, I was in a rush.