CM Punk

**My Final Heaven** · 08-02-2006, 04:45 PM

That was hilarious. For the past year & a half, I've been hearing nothing but how incredible Punk is. His first match on TV, he spends 3/4 of it selling for Justin Credible. JUSTIN CREDIBLE. I'm not detracting from Punk or anything, but I can just imagine Vince backstage when they're booking the match:

Vince: So what do we have up next?

John Laurinitis: We've gotta great new kid here, got a really unique gimmick. Says his name is.... C.M. Punk.

Vince: Ooooh, sounds promising! Where did he come from, Raw or Smackdown?

John: Actually... neither. He came from the indies. Worked some ROH too.

Vince:

You're tellin me he didn't come from Raw?

John: Nope...

Vince: and he didn't come from Smackdown? I didn't make him?

John: No, listen, I think we can..

Vince: No way he's going over strong.

John: What?

Vince: I SAID. NO FUCKING WAY I'M GONNA MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.

08-02-2006, 04:45 PM	#11
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	That was hilarious. For the past year & a half, I've been hearing nothing but how incredible Punk is. His first match on TV, he spends 3/4 of it selling for Justin Credible. JUSTIN CREDIBLE. I'm not detracting from Punk or anything, but I can just imagine Vince backstage when they're booking the match: Vince: So what do we have up next? John Laurinitis: We've gotta great new kid here, got a really unique gimmick. Says his name is.... C.M. Punk. Vince: Ooooh, sounds promising! Where did he come from, Raw or Smackdown? John: Actually... neither. He came from the indies. Worked some ROH too. Vince: You're tellin me he didn't come from Raw? John: Nope... Vince: and he didn't come from Smackdown? I didn't make him? John: No, listen, I think we can.. Vince: No way he's going over strong. John: What? Vince: I SAID. NO FUCKING WAY I'M GONNA MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.