Have you ever thrown a controller?

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Originally Posted by M-A-G As my close, personal friend Robin Williams put it: "Hey, I got this great idea fer a game. You'll try ta knock a tinee li'l ball into a little gopher hold no more than an inch wide." "Oh, so you just hit it in the hole right in fron' o' ya?" "F*#@ NO! We put the hole a hundred or so f*&@ing yards away! And we'll stick a flag in there ya can see fr'm far away to give ya a l'il bit o' hope. And we'll stick a whole bunch of weeds and water and sh*t ta r'lly f*&@ with ya ev'rytime ya take a swing. Hey! We'll call each swing a stroke 'cause ev'ry time you swing it feels like yer gunna f*&@ing die!" "Oh, great, so you only have to do all this one time?" "F*#& NO! EIGHTEEN *@&#ING TIMES!!!"

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