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At an autograph session, Kurt Angle once shook hands with a small boy. That boy later grew up to become Paul Bunyan.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands".
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Herp a derp, and so on
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If you misspell 'Kurt Angle' on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kurt Angle?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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The Bloods and the Crips were formed over an argument about whether or not the Angle Lock was better than the Angle Slam.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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When Kurt Angle bites on his mouthpiece, the mouthpiece screams for mercy.
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He's Here
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Christopher Columbus actually had four ships: The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria and the Kurt Angle. The Kurt Angle didn't get lost.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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The reason why we have four seasons in a year is because Kurt Angle is constantly getting bored.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. Kurt Angle did.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Little Bastard hides under the ring because he knows Kurt Angle dislikes little people.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle has invented space travel and is considered to be a God. Hence, Scientology.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Kurt Angle can't reproduce because there isn't a woman strong enough to carry Kurt Angle's DNA.
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He's Here
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Kurt Angle now wears a mouth guard made of Titanium because he recently discovered his bite force is 152 Tons.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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The Little Engine That Could couldn't until Kurt Angle suplexed it up the hill.
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One of the more classic threads in recent history. |
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Pain's real name is Kurt Angle.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle has a "Hot Or Not" rating of 75,000,000.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle won a Demolition Derby walking on his hands.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle was originally cast to play the roll of "Marcellus Wallace", but noone fucks Kurt Angle. Noone.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle turned water into wine and then crucified Jesus for lying.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle killed Abe Lincoln because the theater is for pussies.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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It is pointless for Kurt Angle to have a MySpace profile, for no one is his friend. Not even Tom.
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Kurt Angle's MySpace page is the Universe and his only friends are left fist and right fist.
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He's Here
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Kurt Angle doesn't need a computer, his brain has built-in WiFi.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle doesn't have to watch the news. The news comes to Kurt, and asks politely if it can explain itself to him.
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Hitler didn't commit suicide, he caught wind that Kurt Angle was recruited and had a heart attack.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle invented Icy-Hot as a personal lubricant.
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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The only reason you're alive is because Chuck Norris allows it.
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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God believes in Chuck Norris.
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When Michael Jordan was younger, he wanted to be like Kurt.
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When Chuck Norris sneezes, he's blessing you.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kurt Angle, after he evicted Spongebob and took over the entire ocean.
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Chuck Norris simply stares at the woman he wishes to carry his seed.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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M-A-G, stop ruining the joke. Idiot.
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Terminator Daddy!
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The "Immaculate Conception" was really a 3 way, but Angle did Mary in the ass.
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M-A-G F-A-I-L-S at this thread.
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Chuck Norris bleeds platinum and sh*ts gold bricks.
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