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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Facts of wrestling.
Just for fun, let's compile a list of the "facts" of wrestling. For example,
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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"Ask him!"
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emerge
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hhahahaha wtf?
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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The blood comes from fake blood capsules
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Terminator Daddy!
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I think, somewhere, somebody told me that wrestling is fake.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Tajiri's kicks are loud because he wears special boots (someone actually tried to convince me of this).
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Kiss the blade
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The ring itself is alot smaller than it looks, a camera trick to make people beleive wrestlers are bigger than they are.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!
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Terminator Daddy!
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People actually testified in a court of law that wrestlers do not use steroids and Vince would never lie to God. So that is obviously a fact.
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A Property of Matter
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The Renegade is also the Ultimate Warrior.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Every single promo and interview is meticulously scripted and followed to the letter. Improvization does not exist.
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Get a poke on
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lol, I hear nonwrestling fans say this shit all the time
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Junior Member
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Triple H is Vince's son in law...but everyone really knew that, right?
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Cranky Kong
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Trish Stratus has real boobs.
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Cranky Kong
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Stacy Keibler has fake ones.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Chyna is really a woman.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Vince is NOT on steroids.
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Cranky Kong
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The You Can't See Me album was recorded all in one take, plus it was freestyled.
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Tattieman
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Christian was not allowed a surname in the WWE because the writers were afraid that he would be confused with a steel cage.
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Cranky Kong
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Shawn Michaels refused to work a program with the CLB, citing that he would never hit a Christian.
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Get a poke on
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WWE held Kurt Angle down
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Terminator Daddy!
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There are no real injuries in wrestling, it's just preplanned time off for the wrestlers.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Lita does not botch.
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Stickman
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Tazz was a superstar.
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Get a poke on
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Kevin Nash was the most watched champion of all time
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Cranky Kong
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Muhammad Hassan was supposed to be one of the original kamikaze pilots in the September eleventh tragedy in 2001, but he overslept that day and somebody else took his place.
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Terminator Daddy!
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emerge
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RVD doesn't smoke pot, it's all a gimmick
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Terminator Daddy!
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Get a poke on
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Paul Wight is Andre's son
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Terminator Daddy!
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Goldberg's kick to Bret Hart's head wasn't really that bad.
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Stickman
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Seriously, did brutus the barber actually have plates in his face?
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Cranky Kong
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Yeah man.
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He's Here
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Eddie Guerrero's death was all a work and he will be back.
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He's Here
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The screwjob was a work.
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He's Here
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The steel cage is 20 feet high, Hell in a Cell is really 30 feet high, and the giant ladders are 50 feet high.
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emerge
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Every episode of monday nitro was the greatest night in the history of wrestling or any televised or non televised event
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Kurt Angle can kick your ass with his fists.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Dominik is actually older than Rey Mysterio.
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Warrior died.
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