GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**Theo Dious** · 03-06-2007, 08:32 AM

Never said in what capacity Flair was IN the supermarket.

Cashier 1: I'm not too sure about this new manager.
Cashier 2: Why, what's wrong with him?
Flair enters through the automatic front doors, wearing his robe over cashier's vest
Flair: Woooooo! Welcome to FlairFoods!
Cashier 2: Well he's strange, but I think he's probably harmless.
Flair grabs a teenager by the arm, a bunch of candy bars fall out of his pocket
Flair: Hey kid! What do you think you're doing with that?
Shoplifter: Wha? Oh, I was gonna pay for that...
Flair: Oh yeah? You think you can put one past the dirtiest player in the store?
Flair proceeds to eyepoke and low-blow the shoplifter and slap the figure-four on him
Flair: Wooooo! To be the manager, you gotta beat the manager!
Cashier 1: Now you don't see that at Wal-Mart.

03-06-2007, 08:32 AM	#11
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Never said in what capacity Flair was IN the supermarket. Cashier 1: I'm not too sure about this new manager. Cashier 2: Why, what's wrong with him? Flair enters through the automatic front doors, wearing his robe over cashier's vest Flair: Woooooo! Welcome to FlairFoods! Cashier 2: Well he's strange, but I think he's probably harmless. Flair grabs a teenager by the arm, a bunch of candy bars fall out of his pocket Flair: Hey kid! What do you think you're doing with that? Shoplifter: Wha? Oh, I was gonna pay for that... Flair: Oh yeah? You think you can put one past the dirtiest player in the store? Flair proceeds to eyepoke and low-blow the shoplifter and slap the figure-four on him Flair: Wooooo! To be the manager, you gotta beat the manager! Cashier 1: Now you don't see that at Wal-Mart.