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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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DMX did it.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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The Black Scorpion!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The real answer is "Nobody knows, and it'll be forgotten in two months or less."
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I went Alienoid on their asses:
Suspect: Paul London The grin actually isn't the give away. That can be explained because London is a fun guy, and probably got a kick out of seeing Vince get sad faces by the RAW, ECW and SmackDown! contingency. The actual give-away are the many motives Paul London has. You see, to those who dig a little deeper into WWE ongoings, out of interest in the company, it is common knowledge that the WWE has a ban on high-risk moves in place. Vince put the ban on Paul London's finishing moves, the London Calling (Shooting Star Press) and the 450 Splash. A petty reason to explode someone? Maybe, but in banning those moves, Vince also handicapped Paul London's productivity and, hence, his livelihood. London lives for the business, and is a fearless guy. He got right in Vince's face according to rumours, and requested he be allowed to perform his signature moves. The Chairman apparently saw this as a sign of disrespect. This didn't prevent Paul London from busting out standing variations of the move, and even pulling it out in the Cruiserweight Invitational at the 2006 Royal Rumble from the top rope to his opponents on the floor. With Vince gone, the logical choice for a successor as Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment is Shane McMahon. Yeah, that's right, the crazy McMahon who has proven to be supportive of the high risk style London has perfected. Shane seems like the kind of guy to discontinue the ban on high risk moves, and London can get back to winning his matches with the London Calling and 450 Splash. But that's not the only motive Paul London has. Last year, it became apparent that London has romantic ties to 2005 RAW Diva Search Winner, Ashley Massaro. He showed concern for her during their matches, and he and his partner, Brian Kendrick, even lost a tag team match to "The Blue Bloods" William Regal & Dave Taylor because London was too focused on Ashley's safety to get back into the ring and help Kendrick when called for. Many thought both London & Kendrick had eyes for Ashley, but it has been revealed that Brian Kendrick is engaged. I think The Artist Formerly Known as Spanky just wanted his partner's head in the game. With Vince suspending Ashley Massaro on a recent edition of SmackDown!, for what can be trivial reasons, Paul London now has a strictly personal reason to dislike Vince, as well as a professional one. With a Superstar as devoted to his craft as Paul London, even something professional becomes personal. Oh, and I didn't even touch on how Paul London made his debut. I paraphrase: "Hi, I'm Paul London," "Who the Hell do you think you are? You're facing Brock Lesnar tonight." Paul London proceeded to get decimated in his debut match against a man roughly twice his size. That's right, a friendly gesture to his new boss blew up in London's face. London was just trying to be a nice guy, like he was when he was seen smiling as Vince approached his doom, only this time, things blew up in Vince's face...literally. As Vince McMahon once said, "He who laughs last laughs loudest," well, I wonder who was laughing last on that fateful edition of RAW? Yes, it was the man with the joker on his shorts. So where did Paul London get the means to rig Vince McMahon's limo? From none other than his brother (his name escapes me at this time, sorry), who is an aspiring young filmmaker. Sure, directors tend to blow up smaller models for their scenes, but you have access to small explosions, you have access to big explosions. You just make a bigger bomb. And if Paul's brother is anything like the explosive Paul London in the ring, you have to believe he would use a lot of adrenaline pumping effects in his projects. Did Brian Kendrick or Paul London's brother have any knowledge about the bombing? Probably not. London would probably choose not to involve a brother in such a thing. I believe Paul lost a brother in a drunk driving incident (R.I.P), so for London to put himself AND another brother in such a life-alternating predicament? It's too self-destructive, even for a risk taker. As for Kendrick, he and Paul London are best friends, and friends don't let friends get involved in attempted murder. Especially considering Kendrick's career (which is serious stuff to the dedicated duo of London & Kendrick) would be jeoprodised by such a thing. London would probably like to be the only one to know, anyway, to ease any paranoia about someone close to him talking. Brian Kendrick actually has more to thank Vince for than to detest him for, anyway. Brian Kendrick left the WWE at one stage. He willingly walked out the door to pursue a career in Japan and on the independent scene. Vince welcomed the talented young buck (a man who studied personally under Shawn Michaels, no less) back with open arms. Brian Kendrick does not seem nearly as insane as Paul London's new beard makes him look, anyway. So yes, even though I am a huge fan of the amazing young wrestler, I must point the finger at the talented Paul London for being behind Vince McMahon's incinerated limo. Love can make a man do crazy things, and if London was in love with Ashley Massaro like he is this business, and his right to creative expression in this business (the masks, the attire, the sprint to the ring, the wrestling style), it could have pushed him over the edge. Sure, Paul London isn't a top tier star like Bobby Lashley or Mick Foley, but why would one of them blow up Vince? It would cripple their career, which is making them money. The only reason those men can put their hands on Vince and get away with it is because they make the WWE too much money. If Paul London slugged Vince McMahon backstage, he would be back on the independent scene. If Paul London was going to take his frustration out on Vince, he would need to it in a way that Vince could not punish him for. What's more, I'm sure Paul London would admit to his involvement if actually given promo time. ![]() Vince, fate was not the only thing calling on that disastrous edition of RAW; London was. |
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Now, this would mean that in the kayfabe world of professional wrestling, Vince McMahon would be dead (or exploded/whatever his status is), and Bret Hart would be held legally responsible for it. In the kayfabe world, that is how their characters end. It is very different from their real life activities, but the WWE has already separated their product so far from reality by trying to pass Vince off as dead. World Wrestling Entertainment would be left with Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon as the new generation of McMahons, whereas Harry Smith and TJ Wilson will be left as the new generation of "Harts." Throw in my orgasmic fantasy of Paul London & Brian Kendrick being the continued legacy of Shawn Michaels (Bret's boys and girls could air some videos pointing out the issues Paul has with Vince, as my post above does), which would give them a reason to want at The New Hart Foundation. |
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This is in such poor taste, I'm glad I download my wrestling so I can skip through all this bullshit. The same way I skip through anything to do with Vickie Guerrero.
But back to the original question, 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash did it. But I think he was trying to blow up Triple H. Nash's quads job to Helmsley's quads. |
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Aurora-Rose Levesque clearly did it.
Just like Maggie Simpson, nobody suspects the baby. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Suspect: ToVo
Reason: He wanted Hunter all to himself. Steph's next. |
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He's Here
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"W and S".
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You know, if they used this as a launching point for a Paul Heyman return, and the return of EXTREEEEEEEEEME, I'd love it.
Which is why they won't. |
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Get The 'F' Back
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Suspect: La Parka
Reason: There's only room for one "Chair-Man" in sports entertainment! |
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RIP SABU
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Outside of Bret Hart, I think the only other person they could claim did it and make me happy at the same time...would be.....Chris f'n Jericho.
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It's either going to be HHH, one of the McMahons, or Vince himself.
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#59 |
LAKE SHOW HOES
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lol Damninator
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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lol Alienoid
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I would mark out like a bitch for it being La Parka though
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Doink the clown
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Potentially the biggest angle of the year, will the WWE
A) Provide an up and comer or someone looking to solidify their status as a main eventer the chance for major exposure and in turn, possibly further their career and reaction with fans or B) Make the culprit one of the McMahons, HHH, or Steve-O to promote Jackass' impending forgetable appearance at Summerslam. I wonder... |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Apparently everyone who buys this shirt did it...
http://shopzone.wwe.com/Product_deta...oximage_IDidIt |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Anyone want to donate money for a high powered sniper rifle? If this is Jackass related, I'm going to pick off Vince.
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I have figured it out!
It was Ted Turner. Motive: Mr. Turner was trying to buy back the rights to WCW but Mr. Mcmahon wouldn't sell, so Mr. Turner killed Mr. Mcmahon. |
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I'd be interested if they even made this out to be Cena..... but only slightly.
What up and Comer??? mayber Johnny Nitro (ba dump crash!!!) ![]() I would really puke if it was any of the Usual Suspects. So, I'll just go and get my Barf Bags ready ![]() |
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And Alienoid, I humbly submit myself to the greatness that is your booking potential and WPM!!!!
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Cena is the WWE's #1 guy. MAKE the fans CARE about their #1 guy again. Start pushing Cena as a heel. Period. If possible, try and get Rock and Austin back for one match to have them go up against Cena (have Cena go over). At some point, have Cena also go over Batista, Undertaker, etc. (interpromotional match-up). SOMEWHERE down the road, Lashley finally takes out Cena and becomes the new world champ. |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Knowing wwe i wouldn't be suprised if they drop the angle and have McMahon come strutting out down the rmap on monday with the signature "i got a cactus shoved up my ass" walk with no explaination given.
After all this is the same company that had Hogan and Flair working for them in 1991 and weren't intelligent enough to have them in a 1vs1 match. And the less said about the nWo and wcw storylines the better. ![]() |
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