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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Things that would be awesome but will never happen (part 8...probably)
A fued involving Scott Stiener and the Ultimate Warrior both in their primes. Warrior would give one of his usual rants about the Gods and the lawn mowers and the elephants only for Scott to come out in a roid fueled tyrade about sleeping with Warrior's woman then calling warrior gay and going on about how parts unknown doesn't have a decent college wrestling team. The match would be glory too. Warrior would be running around while Scott does push ups. Then someone gets hurt.
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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![]() ![]() I'll reply later, I'm still LMAO picturing this. ![]() ![]()
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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*cue Alienoid*
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Temporary
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Scott Hall appearing at a show.
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Mad
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Steiner in his prime could of carried warrior to a 5* match
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Get a poke on
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Now everyone thinks you're Sascha
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est. 1884
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Yeah, but who goes over?
Plus I really don't think that Warroir knows how to do a front roll bump, so the frankenstiener would be out of the question |
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Father of Hinduship
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Jim Ross giving a double blow job to Khali and Umaga.
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The Year of the Bullet
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The last entrant in the Royal Rumble is...Monty Brown! He runs down to the ring and proceeds to POUNCE (period.) every other competitor, sending them flying over the top rope.
After a series of squash victories of Snitsky, Umaga, Kennedy, Carlito, and a few others leading into WrestleMania he goes on to defeat John Cena in Cena's return match to win the Undisputed Heavyweight Title. |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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One of the Hardys' winning the rumble.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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You know, I think part 2 or 3 might have been Stiener v Warrior now. Hmmmmmmmm. |
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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est. 1884
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Jeff winning the Rumble would be amazing.
Especially after Rey winning it was such a let down. |
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est. 1884
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lol remember he was World Champ?
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The Year of the Bullet
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That never happened.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Crows Before Hoes
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ROFL @ first post
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"Ask him!"
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J.R. going through a whole broadcast of RAW without fucking up.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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God you guys are think. This series of threads is about thing I think would be awesome but would never happen. And this paticular thread is dedicated to the train wreck that would be Warrior v Stiener.
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Crows Before Hoes
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Who would job though? I just can't see Warrior falling to the Steiner Recliner somehow.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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What i see happening is Warrior slop drops Stiener. Stiener goes into a beserk roid rage. The ref calls for the bell and the entire locker room comes out to pry the 2 apart. At least 3 people are sent to the hospital for injuries.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Father of Hinduship
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-The Dudleys putting JR through a table
-Undertaker throwing JR off a Hell in a cell. -Undertaker chokeslamming Jim Ross on thumb tacks -Rikishi giving a stinkface to JR -Jim Ross being forced to eat Snitsky's shit. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Heyman, you fucking retard. This is not what you want to see. But stiner v warrior. god damn.
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Crows Before Hoes
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Jim Ross dancing to Hindu Music and then getting attacked by the hWo
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