Originally Posted by Alienoid06
BDCA was far more annoying. Seeing how this thread is about me, I'm going to address some myths about me:
-My suggestions are made because I get bored while reading a lot of your posts here, so I decide to entertain myself by actually using some creativity.
-I don't actually take wrestling seriously. You take Triple H and show him to a non-wrestling fan, and they will say "He's not funny, he's a horrible actor, his shit is so fake." You see, to anyone other than a wrestling fan, he might as well be a Doug Basham.
-I believe it is the industry that takes itself too seriously. That is why I enjoy the independents and companies like CHIKARA. There is no completely retarded glass ceiling, and you can show them to your friends, and they won't feel as stupid watching a guy in a grasshopper costume flipping to to the outside of the ring as they will a guy in speedos with hideous facial hair talking for twenty minutes and then putting a guy's head between his legs.
-I like a lot of posters here, but the moment someone mentions Triple H being extremely over, or Jeff Hardy getting monster pops, I just wish I could slap them, thrown them in front of a tape from 2001, and let them see Scotty 2 Hotty get an equal reaction to them today.
-I hate it when people jump on a new guy for his wrestling skills, when they aren't even as green as made out to be, and it doesn't even really matter. Mr. Kennedy may not be as good as Triple H in the ring, but he carried Batista to good matches, and as I said, they are both carnies. Who cares if one has been doing it longer and has a better stand? I'm not taking either home for dinner.
-I've enjoyed the women's division more than I have the World Title division. That should say something about my current enjoyment of the product, unfortunately.
-I'm not actually out of touch with reality. Check out my score in Tipsters. Actually, I don't know how I am still going, because I missed two or three PPVs. The point is, everytime someone says "It's 'Noid, of course he said something crazy." I just laugh, and think "Thank you," because I choose to be like that on here. It saves me being depressed because of the WWE's shitty product.
-I'm not stupid. I won't judge you, BDC, I don't know if you are as stupid as your posts that might as well be accompanied with a picture of Larry the Cable Guy make you sound, but I'd advise you not to the same to me. I know my IQ, and you won't ever know that you're wrong, but you saying I'm stupid is a swing and miss, and makes me pray that you won't one day miss with something that counts.
-Half the time I argue with KK, I do it for my amusement. I can see his point most of the time, and even agree, but damn it, the guy reminds me so much of me that it's not funny. Half the time it's because he accuses me of doing something (a lot of the time, accurately), that he himself is doing. "Strawman" is a classic example. The guy's sense of superiority is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen, bless him. He's smart, but thinks he's much smarter than he is, if he is honest with his posts. You can actually see him pulling arguments out of his hat, improvising with his "wit," and stumbling, but not enough to actually fall. He's like a smart man with training wheels.
-Believe it or not, if I were running the WWE, Val Venis, Paul London & Brian Kendrick would not be the World Champions. Things would actually remain relatively the same, only these guys would be allowed to show their skills, and things would have more depth and development.
And BDC, don't say this is too long. My cock is too long. You're just too lazy. If you can't be fucked reading it, good for you, but you're then not qualified to comment.
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12-13-2007, 02:51 PM
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