Seriously, it's not hWo, but the WWE should re-hire Hogan (negative rep already), and have Hogan become deluded with his fame and power, and start his own religion. Like McMahonism, only less ego filled, and more based on him actually being a nutter. It could even be a pre-existing religion like Hindu. He then gets some wrestlers to follow him. The first would be Edge, and The Edge Heads, as well as Vickie and Chavo Guerrero. Then have Funaki join, looking for attention. His colour scheme goes from blue and white to red and yellow, and he starts proclaiming himself to be the "Hulkamania Cruiserweight Champion."
Triple H kind of joins as a joke, not fully taking Hulkamania seriously, but he starts dressing in red and yellow, too (lending inter-brand legitimacy to the angle). Basically, a bunch of wrestlers join, and it's just absurb. It would either help the WWE, or sink it. I don't really care.
Yes, I am drunk.
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