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Pelvic Sorcerer
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The First *BDCA* Impact of 2008! 1/3/08
Tonight on Impact we will finally get the answers we never wanted! That is right, we will learn that Rellik is killer backwards! We will also see a bunch of other crap and Joe will eat 50 cheeseburges, but Kong will eat 100.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Also, JB will probably sit on the floor with someone. And Styles will probaby be a little bitch.
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... Bank
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JB will sit on AJ's floor!
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... Bank
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We won't find out AJ's decision until two weeks after the PPV.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Pfffffft, acting like Impact is live. I know wrestling is fake, but there is no need to lie.
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... Bank
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Touche.
So wait, we're determining title contenders 3 days before the PPV?? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Gauntlet? What the fuck, rankings? I thought they had that feast or fired match to determine #1 contendership.
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He's Here
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Why is there no BDCA Heat threads?
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... Bank
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"... since title shots are SO hard to come by here"
HAHAHA touche Joe, touche. |
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... Bank
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Touche is my word of the night.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Everyone shut up, Nash it talking.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Wooooooooooooooo, Nash telling it like it is. No one has the right to talk about the Kliq.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Nash is going to kill you.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Nash is going to walk aside, he would injure himself.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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So what happened to the Feast or Fired winners?
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... Bank
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I would pay money if they could guarentte me a lazy bomb on Joe.
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Inno Knows.
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Everyone got your scripts?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Inno Knows.
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GAUNTLETS BABY! GIMMICKS GALORE!
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Inno Knows.
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So far, all we know about TNA is that Crystal follows the script, and Joe and Nash can ablib
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Oh sweet Bob Sapp is on pros v Joes. He is going to kill someone.
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I think if you really go back and analyze everything that happened in TNA's storylines in 2007 (and I have no clue, I haven't been watching long), at LEAST 75% of the roster have outstanding Title Matches that were never cashed in.
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The great thing about TNA is that you can not watch for 6 months, and nothing has changed.
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Inno Knows.
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I can't wait for Pros vs. Joes to start up
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I'd pay for Joe vs. Kong.
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Inno Knows.
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The script says who is face and heel at least
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Scracth that, the person that comes in and hasn't watched for months has an advantage over then long time watcher. The long time watcher is expecting things to be answered, the rainy day watcher has no questions.
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sexual harassment in TNA is at an all time high.
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Inno Knows.
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Bubba making fun of Kip
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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How does Hall and Nash get title shots with Tomko and Styles over all the real tag teams? Not that the Outsiders aren't a real tag team.
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wow. it is not better to burn out than it is to fade away.
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Inno Knows.
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$10 Devon is the third guy on the gauntlet
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Gauntel match...sounds like a battle royal.
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Inno Knows.
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BTW, D'Lo is the agent for the match
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What is this hard on for Gauntlet matches?
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So what do these ranks mean?
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