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Originally Posted by JT Kool
***Board Meeting for TNA***
VINCE RUSSO: I got an idea...we can make Benoit our World Champion. With his current notorious status, he'll make us the hottest thing in wrestling.
JEFF JARRET: Yea...but Benoit is dead.
VINCE RUSSO: Well I just so happen to know where he's burried, and I got a shovel for Christmas  ...
JEFF JARRET: We can't just dig up a dead wrestler!
VINCE RUSSO: Sure we can...not like there is a law against signing a dead man.
JEFF JARRET: I'm sure there is...buuuut, it is another WWE star.
VINCE RUSSO: So should we do it?
JEFF JARRET: Yes, and while your at it...dig up Bam Bam Bigelow too. I need someone new to put me over. 
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It was okay, but fail. Benoit was cremated.