A theory about John Cena that won't hold up under much scrutiny

**Fox** · 01-06-2008, 12:13 PM

John Cena is much better compared to the DC Comic hero SUPERMAN.

He started as a young man with amazing powers (beat Jericho and Angle in his first month), but he didn't understand how to use them (joined up with B-Squared and acted like a faggot).

Then he got cocky with them (heel run), earned some reputation as a hero. Then he decided to use his great powers for good, defeating all of the "monsters" of the WWE while preaching about having strong character and values.

And that's why he doesn't work. Superman is a flat character, and so is John Cena. Throw us a Doomsday or a Lex Luthor for Christ's sake.

01-06-2008, 12:13 PM	#14
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	John Cena is much better compared to the DC Comic hero SUPERMAN. He started as a young man with amazing powers (beat Jericho and Angle in his first month), but he didn't understand how to use them (joined up with B-Squared and acted like a faggot). Then he got cocky with them (heel run), earned some reputation as a hero. Then he decided to use his great powers for good, defeating all of the "monsters" of the WWE while preaching about having strong character and values. And that's why he doesn't work. Superman is a flat character, and so is John Cena. Throw us a Doomsday or a Lex Luthor for Christ's sake.