"RRRAAWWRGRGGG *SNORT*" - Coming to a bookstore near you!

**Xero** · 02-01-2008, 05:54 PM

From PWInsider:

Warrior Warrior, the man formerly known as Jim Hellwig, is shopping a book about his life and career to perspective publishers. The prospectus calls for it to be about 300 pages and will take six months to complete, but he could accommodate a publisher. I read the prospectus and if this one ever gets published, let's just say that there will be a lot to talk about coming out of it.

**Chavo Classic** · 02-01-2008, 05:57 PM

So. many. jokes.

Shall we go with 'writing it in crayon' or 'it's going to be a pop-up book' first?

**Heros Welcome** · 02-01-2008, 06:00 PM

So if I decided to throw my money at this I could experience roid rage without taking a needle?

**Chavo Classic** · 02-01-2008, 06:03 PM

IMO, this will be a terrible book. Sure Warrior has done some crazy and interesting things in his time, but his egomania and skewed perspective of his own existence will mean it's going to be a terrible, terrible read. They're going to need a team of at least four ghost-writers to make this book anywhere near readable.

**Porcupine** · 02-01-2008, 06:09 PM

I think this will be like Chyna's book but more inane.

**Theo Dious** · 02-01-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Porcupine

I think this will be like Chyna's book but more inane.

I'm not sure if you left an "s" out there or not, but either way, it's applicable.

**Chavo Classic** · 02-01-2008, 06:30 PM

Seriously, if you want to read about a drugged-up freak with an overinflated sense of self and a limited grasp on reality then Missy Hyatt's book is still available to buy on Amazon.com now

**Porcupine** · 02-01-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthTedious

I'm not sure if you left an "s" out there or not, but either way, it's applicable.

I actually debated whether to go with Inane or Insane, but decided Inane fits a bit better. But yeah, both fit.

**FourFifty** · 02-01-2008, 07:23 PM

329 Reasons To Hate WWF and Fags by ~~Jim "I've lost my goddamn marbles" Hellwig~~ Teh Wahweer

**Blitz** · 02-01-2008, 09:09 PM

I guess the next Pulitzer is all decided.

**Blitz** · 02-01-2008, 09:09 PM

Seriously, this will easily be the best book in the history of literature.

**Gerard** · 02-01-2008, 09:21 PM

Should be interesting since warrior can apparently make any argument whatsoever go on for hours on end using words he looks up in an encyclopedia.

He could probably make a 1000 page book on why he thinks coke tastes better than pepsi, while threatening to beat up a few fags in the process.

**FourFifty** · 02-01-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerard

Should be interesting since warrior can apparently make any argument whatsoever go on for hours on end using words he looks up in an encyclopedia.

He could probably make a 1000 page book on why he thinks coke tastes better than pepsi, while threatening to beat up a few fags in the process.

But I love pepsi......

**SammyG** · 02-01-2008, 09:38 PM

lol awesome

**SammyG** · 02-01-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty

But I love pepsi......

...PEPSI!!!!

**FourFifty** · 02-01-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG

...PEPSI!!!!

.....!!!!!

02-01-2008, 05:54 PM	#1
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	*"RRRAAWWRGRGGG SNORT" - Coming to a bookstore near you!* From PWInsider: Warrior Warrior, the man formerly known as Jim Hellwig, is shopping a book about his life and career to perspective publishers. The prospectus calls for it to be about 300 pages and will take six months to complete, but he could accommodate a publisher. I read the prospectus and if this one ever gets published, let's just say that there will be a lot to talk about coming out of it.

02-01-2008, 05:57 PM	#2
Chavo Classic The Great Pink Hope Posts: 8,817	So. many. jokes. Shall we go with 'writing it in crayon' or 'it's going to be a pop-up book' first?

02-01-2008, 06:00 PM	#3
Heros Welcome Chris is AWESOME Posts: 1,530	So if I decided to throw my money at this I could experience roid rage without taking a needle?

02-01-2008, 06:03 PM	#4
Chavo Classic The Great Pink Hope Posts: 8,817	IMO, this will be a terrible book. Sure Warrior has done some crazy and interesting things in his time, but his egomania and skewed perspective of his own existence will mean it's going to be a terrible, terrible read. They're going to need a team of at least four ghost-writers to make this book anywhere near readable.

02-01-2008, 06:09 PM	#5
Porcupine Furry Furry Bah Gawd Posts: 421	I think this will be like Chyna's book but more inane.

02-01-2008, 06:30 PM	#7
Chavo Classic The Great Pink Hope Posts: 8,817	Seriously, if you want to read about a drugged-up freak with an overinflated sense of self and a limited grasp on reality then Missy Hyatt's book is still available to buy on Amazon.com now

02-01-2008, 07:23 PM	#9
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	329 Reasons To Hate WWF and Fags by ~~Jim "I've lost my goddamn marbles" Hellwig~~ Teh Wahweer

02-01-2008, 09:09 PM	#10
Blitz Angel Headed Hipster Posts: 37,942	I guess the next Pulitzer is all decided.

02-01-2008, 09:21 PM	#12
Gerard Tongue my Fartbox Posts: 5,363	Should be interesting since warrior can apparently make any argument whatsoever go on for hours on end using words he looks up in an encyclopedia. He could probably make a 1000 page book on why he thinks coke tastes better than pepsi, while threatening to beat up a few fags in the process.

02-01-2008, 09:38 PM	#14
SammyG LAKE SHOW HOES Posts: 25,768	lol awesome