C.M. Punk is proof that WWE is not completely retarded.

**Fox** · 02-03-2008, 04:43 PM

There's a line between "mainstream star" and "flavor of the minute" that you don't seem to understand.

You really want to try and lump Johnny Depp and William fucking Hung in the same category? The "can you hear me now?" guy to Robert DeNiro, or even Mickey Mouse to Catdog?

And it is impossible to say that Funaki will become a big star or a novelty item, and for a wide variety of reasons. First, the mother fucker doesn't speak good english. Second, the dude has comedic charisma, and only barely enough to grant him 2-3 minutes of airtime on Smackdown. Third, he doesn't have the look of a superstar.

You can say all of you want "oh, but the WWE can market him and put the right moves in the right places at the right time," but it's all fucking bullshit-talk, man. It's the same thing as trying to argue the existence of UFO's by saying "You CAN'T PROVE they don't exist!" But in the fucking reality of the world, and in this case, the wrestling world, you don't have to prove it because he's not there and it will never be there.

Funaki as big as The Rock? FUCK NO. You are completely lacking all meters of sense and logic if you believe that this could ever, ever, EVER be a possibility. Maybe in the 1/1,000,000 odds range, but if you're considering and thinking about shit in that range of odds and talking it up to be something realistic, you're fooling yourself and making a fool of yourself at the same time.

02-03-2008, 04:43 PM	#35
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,075	There's a line between "mainstream star" and "flavor of the minute" that you don't seem to understand. You really want to try and lump Johnny Depp and William fucking Hung in the same category? The "can you hear me now?" guy to Robert DeNiro, or even Mickey Mouse to Catdog? And it is impossible to say that Funaki will become a big star or a novelty item, and for a wide variety of reasons. First, the mother fucker doesn't speak good english. Second, the dude has comedic charisma, and only barely enough to grant him 2-3 minutes of airtime on Smackdown. Third, he doesn't have the look of a superstar. You can say all of you want "oh, but the WWE can market him and put the right moves in the right places at the right time," but it's all fucking bullshit-talk, man. It's the same thing as trying to argue the existence of UFO's by saying "You CAN'T PROVE they don't exist!" But in the fucking reality of the world, and in this case, the wrestling world, you don't have to prove it because he's not there and it will never be there. Funaki as big as The Rock? FUCK NO. You are completely lacking all meters of sense and logic if you believe that this could ever, ever, EVER be a possibility. Maybe in the 1/1,000,000 odds range, but if you're considering and thinking about shit in that range of odds and talking it up to be something realistic, you're fooling yourself and making a fool of yourself at the same time.