Some whacked out news

**Mr. Nerfect** · 03-02-2008, 11:41 PM

-Rey Mysterio might be back in six weeks? I really hope they don't rush him, even if the surgery is a success. Give him like twelve weeks off. The man is not what he used to be anyway, and could probably use the rest.

-I wish the WWE would just get over its Benoit phobia. It's not secret he was working for you, just present the performer as someone different to the person. Chris Benoit is one of the greatest wrestlers ever, and he deserves to be remembered as such, regardless of his outside actions.

-The WWE's announcer news isn't really that surprising, and once again the WWE seem at odds with JR on his style, although it has been traditionally the JR-style that the WWE loves. Poor Joey Styles. What is the purpose of hiring all these talented talkers if they're not allowed to talk?

-The Coach took finishing moves as punishment? It doesn't get much more carny than that. The poor guy. Wouldn't, I don't know, removing him from his fucking position be the better way to deal with this? Were they stiff moves? If so, is what the WWE did technically legal? Fuck, professional wrestling is a crazy world sometimes. Guys getting stiffed in the ring doesn't surprise me, but announcers getting the shit beaten out of them for doing a poor job reacting to something? Why hasn't Randy Orton had acid splashed on his face yet?

-Ashley Massaro was the most interesting girl to ever win the Diva Search, but that's not saying much. Paul London & Matt Hardy are the men for hitting that, but if she's released...good, quite frankly. And her entrance music was just getting the CD treatment, too.

03-02-2008, 11:41 PM	#3
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,565	-Rey Mysterio might be back in six weeks? I really hope they don't rush him, even if the surgery is a success. Give him like twelve weeks off. The man is not what he used to be anyway, and could probably use the rest. -I wish the WWE would just get over its Benoit phobia. It's not secret he was working for you, just present the performer as someone different to the person. Chris Benoit is one of the greatest wrestlers ever, and he deserves to be remembered as such, regardless of his outside actions. -The WWE's announcer news isn't really that surprising, and once again the WWE seem at odds with JR on his style, although it has been traditionally the JR-style that the WWE loves. Poor Joey Styles. What is the purpose of hiring all these talented talkers if they're not allowed to talk? -The Coach took finishing moves as punishment? It doesn't get much more carny than that. The poor guy. Wouldn't, I don't know, removing him from his fucking position be the better way to deal with this? Were they stiff moves? If so, is what the WWE did technically legal? Fuck, professional wrestling is a crazy world sometimes. Guys getting stiffed in the ring doesn't surprise me, but announcers getting the shit beaten out of them for doing a poor job reacting to something? Why hasn't Randy Orton had acid splashed on his face yet? -Ashley Massaro was the most interesting girl to ever win the Diva Search, but that's not saying much. Paul London & Matt Hardy are the men for hitting that, but if she's released...good, quite frankly. And her entrance music was just getting the CD treatment, too.