10,000 BC

**Gonzo** · 03-10-2008, 01:55 PM

OK FINE. Just for YOUR Hero.

This movie has many terrible cliches common of bad adventure movies. Classic and overused story of man chasing down women he loves who is captured by a baddie. Thats not necessarily bad in and of itself. This movie does not differentiate that plot enough to make it seem like it isn't cookie cutter. There are a few spots of action in the movie, but in all honesty are not exciting at all. In a movie like Gladiator, Braveheart or 300 the action is intense and is entertaining. The fighting in this movie fails to deliver on all grounds. The conversations that the characters have is absolutely terrible. Probably the most boring, uninteresting, shitty dialogue ever. I could have come up with it. The bad guy gets no build up what so ever. There is a shitty little minion bad guy that I guess you can hate, but not really. The main bad guy gets no build up so you can't hate him. The movie is anticlimactic in a couple parts big time. It builds up as if you expect something good to actually happen then the whole thing ceases. Its just a bad, uncreative adventure movie. It could have been fucking awesome, but it was terrible. The historical accuracy (of which there was none) sucked. You couldn't really feel the plight of living in 10,000 BC because it was done so shitty.

03-10-2008, 01:55 PM	#16
Gonzo feel the madness Posts: 11,360	OK FINE. Just for YOUR Hero. This movie has many terrible cliches common of bad adventure movies. Classic and overused story of man chasing down women he loves who is captured by a baddie. Thats not necessarily bad in and of itself. This movie does not differentiate that plot enough to make it seem like it isn't cookie cutter. There are a few spots of action in the movie, but in all honesty are not exciting at all. In a movie like Gladiator, Braveheart or 300 the action is intense and is entertaining. The fighting in this movie fails to deliver on all grounds. The conversations that the characters have is absolutely terrible. Probably the most boring, uninteresting, shitty dialogue ever. I could have come up with it. The bad guy gets no build up what so ever. There is a shitty little minion bad guy that I guess you can hate, but not really. The main bad guy gets no build up so you can't hate him. The movie is anticlimactic in a couple parts big time. It builds up as if you expect something good to actually happen then the whole thing ceases. Its just a bad, uncreative adventure movie. It could have been fucking awesome, but it was terrible. The historical accuracy (of which there was none) sucked. You couldn't really feel the plight of living in 10,000 BC because it was done so shitty.