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Old 04-16-2008, 08:02 PM   #1
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Britney Spears coming to TNA? *spoilers for Impact*


The TNA Knockouts come to the ring. Jim Cornette announces a "Makeover Battle Royal" for the Sacrifice PPV. The last two competitors will compete right then in a Ladder Match. The winner is the person who grabs a Knockouts title shot contract from above the Ring. The loser will have their head shaved in a "Britney Spears Makeover."

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Yeah, wtf Theoretically why would any of the Knockouts want to be in the match? If you make it to the ladder match you either get shaved or killed in a match with Kong.

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Old 04-16-2008, 08:06 PM   #2
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Roxy gonna get shaved
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Old 04-16-2008, 08:14 PM   #3
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Hmm it is TNA. Bye bye Velvet Sky.
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Hmm it is TNA. Bye bye Velvet Sky.
You're an evil man for thinking that
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Old 04-16-2008, 08:52 PM   #6
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Awesome Kong bald...

They'd rename her Awesome Kong Bundy.
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:07 PM   #7
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Awesome Kong bald...

They'd rename her Awesome Kong Bundy.
Book it.

This fits everything about TNA.

Then she will face the winner in a Judy bagwell on a pole on top of the Empire State Buildign While Red Baron Planes shoot at Kong Match at Sacrifice.
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:57 AM   #8
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And they were booking the Knockouts Division so well. This is stupid, for a few reasons. The first being the match name. Why the fuck is there more focus on the makeover than the fucking title shot. That's like the WWE having a match where the winner gets a WWE Title shot, and the loser has to eat 20 cheeseburgers and calling it a "Cheeseburger Match." Why the fuck is the embarrassment being the focus? Secondly, the loser in the Ladder Match is actually victorious over the other Knockouts beforehand. So you're not really punishing a loser. You're punishing a winner.

Oh, and why the fuck is it being called a "Makeover Battle Royal" when the makeover technically comes of a Ladder Match? Why the fuck is it even a Ladder Match? I am all for the women being given the chance to show off, but it would be good if there was a title hanging, or if there was a point for the contract hanging.

I hope the WWE beats TNA to the first nationally televised Ladder Match in American professional wrestling by having Mickie James defend the Women's Title against Beth Phoenix and Melina in one. That would actually be a pretty awesome match. Bring over Victoria from SmackDown!, and add her to it.

By the way, the two ladies that make it to the Ladder Match stage will probably be Gail Kim and ODB, with Kim going over to challenge for the Knockout Title at Slammiversary, while ODB guts it up, and takes her punishment like a man, and remarks that she actually looks prettier.

It's a stupid idea, in theory, but I actually expect it to be quite entertaining in execution.
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:18 PM   #9
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Yeah I was thinking that OBD had to be the one to lose her hair...though this is TNA. Also I really want Salinas to win
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:22 PM   #10
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leave britney alone.

leave her alone.
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:28 PM   #11
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Salinas is great. Shelly is hot, and not that bad from an in-ring perspective. Not my pick to win the match, though. I'd like to see her outlast a lot of folk in the Battle Royal, though.

Also, this popular culture reference is a little late. At least Barack and Hillary are still going at it. Wow, I can't believe I just defended Barack vs. Hillary.
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:28 PM   #12
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Awesome Kong bald...

They'd rename her Awesome Kong Bundy.
Funny, sounds like something Santino Marella would say. Ironic, that.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:07 PM   #13
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Funny, it's also something Vince Russo would suggest.

You heard it here first, folks, Santino Marella = Vince Russo.
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Just give up, Xero.

Everyone already knows that Santino and that chef are the same person. It's proven by Santino's t-shirt.
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