Because no one else has done it (One Night Stand Tipsters)

[The Optimist]

Taker vs. Edge
Winner: Edge
How: Retreive Belt
Move: Taker goes for the belt, but it raises up. Edge knocks him down and gets belt.

Triple H vs. Orton
Winner: Orton
How: Countout or whatever
Move: RKO through a table


Cena vs. JBL
Winner: Cena
How: Blood
Move: Five Knuckle Shuffle

HBK vs. Batista
Winner: Batista
How: Stretcher
Move: Batista Bomb off an ambulance

Hardy vs. Umaga
Winner: Hardy
How: Pin
Move: Swanton off the Set

ECW 5-Way
Winner: Dreamer
How: Pinfall
Move: DDT
Takes the fall: Chavo

Beth vs. Melina

Winner: Beth
How: Melina gives up
Move: Half Boston Crab