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#41 |
He's Here
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Wait, so we're going to have giant jobber vs midget jobber?
No one wins. |
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#42 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Why would a Monster, a seven-foot tall Monster, want to wrestle Rey, a two-foot tall Mexican? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this WWE Logic? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with WWE logic! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a guy with a Kane Mask tattoo, and I'm talkin' about Rey getting air time! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in in front of your computer deliberatin' and masturbatin' the WWE, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed IWC, it does not make sense! If Kane is a seven-foot tall monster, you must give up logic!
Look at the silly monkey! |
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#43 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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*head explodes*
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He's Here
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Y2KoTF
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#46 |
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OH, so Kane is gonna wear Rey Jr's mask now? ZOMG!!
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#47 | |
BAY BAY
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This will not play out in an entertaining manner. |
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#48 |
SEX APPEAL
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#50 |
A Property of Matter
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JR: Now Rey, we now know that Kane held you in his secret, underground torture chamber for a month, keeping you near starvation, probing your body with tools, scarring you with fire, ripping your flesh, and god knows what other sadistic measures human beings were not meant to inflict on each other. You and your family will never be whole again. Do you want to involve the law in this matter and lock this monster up for life?
Rey: Hell no! I just want his big red ass September 7, at Unforgiven! |
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#51 |
"Ask him!"
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If this was their idea for starting a Kane vs. Rey feud, it's the worst one ever. Worse even than Jericho spilling coffee on Kane.
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#52 |
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Maybe they're finally rolling with Juvi's Mask v Mask Match that he pitched before he got the boot?
Have Kane go back under the mask then have Rey beat him, Kane unmasks and...It's someone other than Glen Jacobs? ![]() |
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#53 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#54 |
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#55 |
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I think it would be more likely that they both go back to masks. It's not that I don't think your idea is intelligent, or good, but it just seems too rich a concept for the WWE. Especially considering how much merchandise Rey Mysterio w/Mask moves.
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That is why I am hoping for Kane pulling out another mask next week, just to have Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler wonder just what Kane means, as they build to the Kane mask returning. The Mankind mask someone suggested would be a great idea. |
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#58 |
So fucking sexy.
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I've said it before and I'll say it even if it does happen: Kane going back to the mask would be completely stupid and utterly useless.
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#59 |
"Ask him!"
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Nostalgia is a powerful mother fucker.
I think as soon as he goes back under the mask (assuming he will one day) he's going to get face pops simply because of the memories. |
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#60 |
So fucking sexy.
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Bogus.
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#61 |
You can't teach that
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And you know what else burns my fucking ass?
Until the words "This isnt my mask" came out of his mouth, I was totally into it. I was like, yeah, Adamle is working it. Kane has tried to be normal, tried to suppress his murderous instinct. But now Adamle will be unleashing the beast. They could have had Adamle try to control Kane, but only to find out there is no control. Mask kane is destroying people left and right. Eventually someone stops him. Whatever, it would work. And a last note about the "see how is plays out" crowd....A good storyline (Mind you most fans are kids or rednecks) will make sense along the way. I dont want to have to wait until the blow off match to understand why these 2 are fighting. |
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#62 |
So fucking sexy.
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So, I get this now: new ideas will be instantly shat upon before we know where it's going, but when the company goes back to the same old shit with the same old main events, etc., then we have the right to gripe. Am I understanding this correctly?
Maybe a good storyline involves getting the fans to say "where is this going?". Maybe it has something to do with creating a fairly high profile feud we've yet to see. Not to suggest Kane and Rey are the biggest stars ever, but they're huge names and a feud between them has oodles of potential -- that's right, oodles! Besides that, I"m really not arguing for this feud, if that's what we're headed for. I'm just saying, I think this is one of those times to shut it until we know what's up. That's all. |
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#64 |
You can't teach that
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I know what you are trying to say Afterlife, I just refuse to accept it in this case. You are right, it is new, and people should give new things a chance, but this is just so fucking non-nonsensical. They are going to have to spend 15 minutes explaining it to me, and it should be that hard.
They could have had Kane pull Jason Vorhees' mask out of the bag, then have Robo Cop fight Pumpkinhead in a Soul on a Pole match, and it would make as much sense. And yeah, I would take a 2003 like Kane back in this angle, it would at least make sense (The Flame Returning so to speak) |
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#65 |
So fucking sexy.
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I understand this is WWE, but the need for instant gratification on every turn is a bit much. Obviously you don't to like it, and sure as shit you don't have to agree with me -- I'm just some jerk on a forum. But storytelling isn't always a one-shot deal. That's all I'm trying to say.
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#66 | |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Yeah, but this thing is already riddle with plot holes. |
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#67 |
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Riddled how? "He's dead"? That's one hole, and it's only a hole if he meant literally that Oscar was dead..
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#68 |
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Afterlife this is the internet. You can't be so optimistic. It's bad for you.
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#69 |
You can't teach that
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Is he alive or dead? - How does this matter to rey?
Why did he snap into wondering about Rey after losing a match? How is Rey Scarred? Why is he scarred? Where does kane fit into this? I guess they ultimately did a good job in gettign the fans talking, cause as much as I now dont care, I still want to see how they dig their grave deeper on this shit sandwich, so I guess I will tune in. This was such a let down, I still am bummed and cant stop complaining. I was marking out, then bam, shit sandwich in my mouth. This was like coming down to Christmas morning, and instead of presents under the tree, you find out you are Jewish, then get thrown into and oven. |
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In all fairness, the whole thing Afterlife is getting at about letting it play out seems reasonable. The problem with this angle is that after Monday I just feel like it's a dead end.
Even if next week they do the same thing with a different mask, the whole angle just seems like a total mess to me already, and I just totally don't care about it anymore. Whatever the end result of this angle is, it's gonna be a moot point anyway because it's Kane. Within a few months he'll go back to being a mid-card jobber to the stars. Kane is so desperately in need of an Infinite Crisis right now (DC fans will get the reference). His continuity and his whole character is so out of whack right now that it's hard to care anything about him anymore. |
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#71 |
That's Not My Name
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#72 |
Not Fignuts OLE!
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Dunno, why this is getting so much hate, tbh.
Was unexpected, and I like that. Rey gets a lot of hate on these bords, so thats prolly a factor I guess. I enjoy both guys' work, and I don't believe they've ever squared off, so it's something new and fresh. Not gonna crap on the angle itself, as it's a little too early to do so, imo. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Rey's had hundreds of surgeries, I'm sure he has scars. That, and Kane's scars were in his head; perhaps he refers to Rey/Oscar's mental and emotional scarring. Again, like I said before: Kane wasforced to be unmasked against his will and now he sees another man running around, basing his career on a mask. Kane sees this as unfair and rips the mask away, revealing Rey/Oscar for the "monster" he really is. Kane is fucking unstable, who knows what he's thinking exactly? Point being, this is not the fucking Bible - just because you haven't gone past page one doesn't mean there are contradictions in every chapter. |
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#74 |
You can't teach that
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Ooo, Bible Zinger!!!!!
How cool would it be if they became an alliance, and were like MAster and Blaster from Thunderdome!!!! |
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When did Kane take Rey's mask? Why didn't we hear anything from Rey, WWE.com or Kane? Why is there such confusion about it? Why was Kane referring to something internal? Why didn't Mike Adamle want to do it (in Kane's words)? This storyline, so far, is a mess. I'm willing to see where it goes. I'm hoping that Kane is giving cryptic clues. Worst case scenario: It was the WWE trying to shock us with something "random." |
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Your opinion is your own, but utterly useless? Do you realise how much money the WWE could make in selling Kane masks? It would also refresh the Kane character by taking it to a zone where it was once so successful. Then there is the raw nostalgia factor. Kane could actually get a decent push with the mask.
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#77 |
So fucking sexy.
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Evil Kane kidnapped Rey after his match with Santino and has been fucking with him ever since. That's how he got the mask. Normal Kane is only mildly aware of Evil Kane's actions and intentions, so he was frantic from being left out.
There are definitely ways to make things make sense. ASking questions that haven't been answered after the storyline's INTRODUCTORY promo, and calling them "unanswerable holes" is a little much. |
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