Sanest thing Kurt Angle has said in a long time

**BigDaddyCool** · 09-25-2008, 12:00 PM

I just with Noid was my prosecuting attorney if I ever in trouble. It would probably go like this:

Noid: Your Honor, this man killed 5 people and then stole the priceless Hope Diamond.

BDC: I didn't. I would like to see your evidence.

Noid: Get your own evidence, I'm not doing your dirty work.

BDC: Um...ok, I was at work when all that happened. I can go get my time sheet to prove it.

Noid: Objection Your Honor, he is taking this way more seriously than I am. I didn't even pay attention to what this was about.

Judge:

I am going to have to have to find Mr. Cool not-guilty as he can prove he wasn't any where near the scene of the crime.

Noid: I meant to say Val Venis should be world champion!?!?!

Judge: Mr. Noid, I'm going to have to move that you are dismissed from the bar.

09-25-2008, 12:00 PM	#11
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	I just with Noid was my prosecuting attorney if I ever in trouble. It would probably go like this: Noid: Your Honor, this man killed 5 people and then stole the priceless Hope Diamond. BDC: I didn't. I would like to see your evidence. Noid: Get your own evidence, I'm not doing your dirty work. BDC: Um...ok, I was at work when all that happened. I can go get my time sheet to prove it. Noid: Objection Your Honor, he is taking this way more seriously than I am. I didn't even pay attention to what this was about. Judge: I am going to have to have to find Mr. Cool not-guilty as he can prove he wasn't any where near the scene of the crime. Noid: I meant to say Val Venis should be world champion!?!?! Judge: Mr. Noid, I'm going to have to move that you are dismissed from the bar. Last edited by BigDaddyCool; 09-25-2008 at 01:27 PM.